Christopher Bair
@christopherbair.bsky.social
Author of the Mariko Takashi original English light novel series, "Talons," and more.
On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤
American laziness
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
American laziness
Drop something GREEN
November 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Drop something GREEN
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
We'd better get fields of tulips arranged in rainbows, dammit!
October 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
We'd better get fields of tulips arranged in rainbows, dammit!
Holy shit, Grokipedia is the child of Conservapedia and 4chan, with a terrible UI. "Fact checked by Grok..." JFC...
October 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Holy shit, Grokipedia is the child of Conservapedia and 4chan, with a terrible UI. "Fact checked by Grok..." JFC...
Payment started.
October 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Payment started.
Hey @kweenytodd.monsterden.xyz did you see what’s at Target?
October 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Hey @kweenytodd.monsterden.xyz did you see what’s at Target?
I didn't see anyone mention this on my timeline, and didn't see any news yet, but it looks like Coyote vs. Acme is getting released to North American theaters on August 28, 2026.
October 11, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I didn't see anyone mention this on my timeline, and didn't see any news yet, but it looks like Coyote vs. Acme is getting released to North American theaters on August 28, 2026.
@findingdeefish.bsky.social I tried to get Lycanthropy and the Single Girl from BAM, but they could not find you or the book title in their system to order it. Any other way to get it without Amazon?
(I did grab this though):
(I did grab this though):
October 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
@findingdeefish.bsky.social I tried to get Lycanthropy and the Single Girl from BAM, but they could not find you or the book title in their system to order it. Any other way to get it without Amazon?
(I did grab this though):
(I did grab this though):
Still love the comments in this bit of Quake 3 Arena code:
September 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Still love the comments in this bit of Quake 3 Arena code:
In case you needed any more reason to understand that JKR is a piece of shit, in response to Kirk's murder, she literally quoted Hitler in defense of her statements decrying people being illiberal, fundamental, totalitarian, or terrorist about Kirk.
x.com/jk_rowling/s...
x.com/jk_rowling/s...
September 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
In case you needed any more reason to understand that JKR is a piece of shit, in response to Kirk's murder, she literally quoted Hitler in defense of her statements decrying people being illiberal, fundamental, totalitarian, or terrorist about Kirk.
x.com/jk_rowling/s...
x.com/jk_rowling/s...
WTF??? If this is true, WHY DIDN'T THE POLICE SECURE THAT AREA FOR EVIDENCE?
I'm at a loss at how there are so, so, SOOOO many incompetent people in our government agencies anymore.
I'm at a loss at how there are so, so, SOOOO many incompetent people in our government agencies anymore.
September 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
WTF??? If this is true, WHY DIDN'T THE POLICE SECURE THAT AREA FOR EVIDENCE?
I'm at a loss at how there are so, so, SOOOO many incompetent people in our government agencies anymore.
I'm at a loss at how there are so, so, SOOOO many incompetent people in our government agencies anymore.
Galley. Boy.
September 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Galley. Boy.
“By reading this email and accepting these new terms, you will be charged an acceptance fee of $14.95. If you do not accept these new terms, you will be charged a non-acceptance fee of $44.95.”
September 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
“By reading this email and accepting these new terms, you will be charged an acceptance fee of $14.95. If you do not accept these new terms, you will be charged a non-acceptance fee of $44.95.”
The more we linger through 2025, the more I wish that this was a real thing...
September 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The more we linger through 2025, the more I wish that this was a real thing...
It's pretty hilarious that right-wing fuckwits constantly leave out important context to signal how "oppressed" they are. He was not arrested for tweets. He was arrested for tweets which advocated violence against transpeople. He was arrested at an airport upon reentry to the UK.
September 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It's pretty hilarious that right-wing fuckwits constantly leave out important context to signal how "oppressed" they are. He was not arrested for tweets. He was arrested for tweets which advocated violence against transpeople. He was arrested at an airport upon reentry to the UK.
Burning Man is truly culture.
August 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Burning Man is truly culture.
My free webcomic, published in English and in Spanish, is up to page 4 now. All about the eternal war between demons and angels, except that the angels are the bad guys on Earth. Check it out, share it with your friends and coworkers! www.angelslayers.com
August 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
My free webcomic, published in English and in Spanish, is up to page 4 now. All about the eternal war between demons and angels, except that the angels are the bad guys on Earth. Check it out, share it with your friends and coworkers! www.angelslayers.com
If you see this, post a witch.
June 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
If you see this, post a witch.
When you see it…
June 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
When you see it…
First the blank. Then my marked up version.
June 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
First the blank. Then my marked up version.
A line starts forming outside of GameStop the afternoon before the morning that something is released… New video game? Nope. New console? Nope. New merchandise? Nope. Just a new Pokémon TCG expansion that many people are just going to scalp.
May 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
A line starts forming outside of GameStop the afternoon before the morning that something is released… New video game? Nope. New console? Nope. New merchandise? Nope. Just a new Pokémon TCG expansion that many people are just going to scalp.
Only truly scummy companies try to sell door to door or try to handbill in other businesses’ parking lots. Like this scummy organization who decided to put their cheap cardstock mini flyers on everyone’s cars here…
May 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Only truly scummy companies try to sell door to door or try to handbill in other businesses’ parking lots. Like this scummy organization who decided to put their cheap cardstock mini flyers on everyone’s cars here…