Christinamets15
@christinamets15.bsky.social
Mets. Rangers. Knicks in order of mental illness.
Creative Writing MFA turned Corporate Dirtbag.🌈
Sports content with dashes of wholesomeness, politics, and more bdsm posts than you’d expect.
She/Her
MA—> NY
Creative Writing MFA turned Corporate Dirtbag.🌈
Sports content with dashes of wholesomeness, politics, and more bdsm posts than you’d expect.
She/Her
MA—> NY
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Preserving this so that I can yeet Twitter when the time comes
THREE YEARS?! WE COULDNT DO 3 YEARS FOR DIAZ?!?
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
THREE YEARS?! WE COULDNT DO 3 YEARS FOR DIAZ?!?
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The Dodgers never stop trying to win baseball games and that’s why they do it so much. I can’t be mad at the Dodgers for wanting to field the best team possible every year but I sure hate the environment that means they’re the only ones.
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The Dodgers never stop trying to win baseball games and that’s why they do it so much. I can’t be mad at the Dodgers for wanting to field the best team possible every year but I sure hate the environment that means they’re the only ones.
I’ve never hated a GM more than this.
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I’ve never hated a GM more than this.
Schwarber contract means Pete will be looking for the same deal, 5/150
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Schwarber contract means Pete will be looking for the same deal, 5/150
YOU CANT IMAGINR FIGURING OUT
HOW TO RAISE A HUMAN
WITHOUT A NON HUMAN’s INPUT?!
HOW TO RAISE A HUMAN
WITHOUT A NON HUMAN’s INPUT?!
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
YOU CANT IMAGINR FIGURING OUT
HOW TO RAISE A HUMAN
WITHOUT A NON HUMAN’s INPUT?!
HOW TO RAISE A HUMAN
WITHOUT A NON HUMAN’s INPUT?!
Anyway
I simply think we should explore the very real possibility that QT is a child rapist. 🤷🏻♀️
I simply think we should explore the very real possibility that QT is a child rapist. 🤷🏻♀️
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Anyway
I simply think we should explore the very real possibility that QT is a child rapist. 🤷🏻♀️
I simply think we should explore the very real possibility that QT is a child rapist. 🤷🏻♀️
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Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
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It’s weird how quiet Quentin Tarantino was about Harvey Weinstein sexually harassing his girlfriend Mira Sorvino compared to his criticism of Matthew Lillard and Paul Dano. (BTW Lillard rocks in Bosch.)
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 AM
It’s weird how quiet Quentin Tarantino was about Harvey Weinstein sexually harassing his girlfriend Mira Sorvino compared to his criticism of Matthew Lillard and Paul Dano. (BTW Lillard rocks in Bosch.)
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Flames. On the side. Of my fucking face.
If you're someone who's defended this administration with shit like "They should've come here legally," this is your official invitation to get in touch with reality or STFU.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/08/m...
If you're someone who's defended this administration with shit like "They should've come here legally," this is your official invitation to get in touch with reality or STFU.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/08/m...
Immigrants ‘plucked out of line’ at citizenship oath ceremony at Faneuil Hall, group says - The Boston Globe
More than 20 clients of one immigrant services group have had their oath ceremonies canceled, officials said.
www.bostonglobe.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Flames. On the side. Of my fucking face.
If you're someone who's defended this administration with shit like "They should've come here legally," this is your official invitation to get in touch with reality or STFU.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/08/m...
If you're someone who's defended this administration with shit like "They should've come here legally," this is your official invitation to get in touch with reality or STFU.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/08/m...
Tarantino has beef with MATTHEW LILLARD?
Look— that tells me everything I need to know about QT and it’s that he’s a scumbag. Lillard is known for being one of the few jus solid good humans in that Hollywood hellscape and he’s got a problem with him? Lmao
Look— that tells me everything I need to know about QT and it’s that he’s a scumbag. Lillard is known for being one of the few jus solid good humans in that Hollywood hellscape and he’s got a problem with him? Lmao
Tarantino’s beefs with Matthew Lillard and Paul Dano are weird, especially when I can easily imagine both of them playing characters in Tarantino films.
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Tarantino has beef with MATTHEW LILLARD?
Look— that tells me everything I need to know about QT and it’s that he’s a scumbag. Lillard is known for being one of the few jus solid good humans in that Hollywood hellscape and he’s got a problem with him? Lmao
Look— that tells me everything I need to know about QT and it’s that he’s a scumbag. Lillard is known for being one of the few jus solid good humans in that Hollywood hellscape and he’s got a problem with him? Lmao
Some women literally can’t fucking produce enough milk to feed their babies you dumb fucking fuck and this reduced INFANT MORTALITY.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Some women literally can’t fucking produce enough milk to feed their babies you dumb fucking fuck and this reduced INFANT MORTALITY.
“Treat for predators and prey” is a weird way to present the Epstein files
no such treat can exist in the mammalian environment of carnivores & herbivores depicted in zootopia. i give this alert 3 out of 4 "bzzt. wrongos"
December 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“Treat for predators and prey” is a weird way to present the Epstein files
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because literally every generation does this
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
because literally every generation does this
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
Making something a co-ed initiative when there has never been any absence of men in baseball is just gross. But Manfred is so desperate to make his pedophile daddy Trump happy that he’ll do anything
NEWS — MLB's Take the Field initiative, which is meant to help "develop and grow women looking to enter various aspects of baseball operations" is no longer an initiative just for women and is now "a co-ed event," and has been since at least October. www.mlb.com/inclusion/ta...
December 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Making something a co-ed initiative when there has never been any absence of men in baseball is just gross. But Manfred is so desperate to make his pedophile daddy Trump happy that he’ll do anything
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
Why is everyone I know going to Thailand and a Japan this year 😭😭😭
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Why is everyone I know going to Thailand and a Japan this year 😭😭😭
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AWS Nova Forge could be your company's cue to start building custom AI models https://cstu.io/aebf25 #tecnologia #photography #d
AWS Nova Forge could be your company's cue to start building custom AI models
New AWS Nova AI models will gives customers more control
cstu.io
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
AWS Nova Forge could be your company's cue to start building custom AI models https://cstu.io/aebf25 #tecnologia #photography #d
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Nova Forge lets Amazon’s customers train frontier models for different tasks—a potential breakthrough in making AI actually useful for businesses.
Amazon Has New Frontier AI Models—and a Way for Customers to Build Their Own
Nova Forge lets Amazon’s customers train frontier models for different tasks—a potential breakthrough in making AI actually useful for businesses.
wrd.cm
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Nova Forge lets Amazon’s customers train frontier models for different tasks—a potential breakthrough in making AI actually useful for businesses.
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The entire U.S. population is in the low hundreds of millions (340m), meaning that according to NoemMath, nearly all of us were on track for a cocaine-related death. I am so grateful to have been saved.
Noem: You have saved hundreds of millions of lives with the Cocaine you’ve blown up in the Caribbean
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The entire U.S. population is in the low hundreds of millions (340m), meaning that according to NoemMath, nearly all of us were on track for a cocaine-related death. I am so grateful to have been saved.
😭 RIP Shang Tsung
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, prolific actor known for his roles in “Mortal Kombat,” “Last Emperor” and “Man In The High Castle,” has died at 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Dies: ‘Mortal Kombat, ‘Last Emperor’ & ‘Man In The High Castle’ Actor Was 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, the actor best known for his roles in the Mortal Kombat films, The Last Emperor and The Man in the High Castle, has died.
deadline.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
😭 RIP Shang Tsung
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OK #MetsSky. With the number of new #Mets fans I've encountered over the past week or so, it's time for an updated starter pack of Mets fans to make it easier for the new folks to find us "oldies". If you're interested in being included, drop me a DM or send me some signal to know you want in. #LGM
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol made $95 million last year. His workers are striking for the bare minimum. Glad to be on the right side of the picket line with them.
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol made $95 million last year. His workers are striking for the bare minimum. Glad to be on the right side of the picket line with them.
Lmao I have had the extreme displeasure to see the beginning of Beast Games because I left my tv on
And
It’s literally fucking Squid Games and it’s just as traumatic only it isn’t fucking fiction and it’s exactly why someone should absolutely take all of this man’s money
And
It’s literally fucking Squid Games and it’s just as traumatic only it isn’t fucking fiction and it’s exactly why someone should absolutely take all of this man’s money
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Lmao I have had the extreme displeasure to see the beginning of Beast Games because I left my tv on
And
It’s literally fucking Squid Games and it’s just as traumatic only it isn’t fucking fiction and it’s exactly why someone should absolutely take all of this man’s money
And
It’s literally fucking Squid Games and it’s just as traumatic only it isn’t fucking fiction and it’s exactly why someone should absolutely take all of this man’s money