Christina Martin
@christinamartin.bsky.social
The Viz one
AKA Evie
Council worker and writer
Both jobs death related
Ashes to Admin out now
Get Ahead of Being Dead on pre-order
Locate International ambassador
https://linktr.ee/eviekingwrites
AKA Evie
Council worker and writer
Both jobs death related
Ashes to Admin out now
Get Ahead of Being Dead on pre-order
Locate International ambassador
https://linktr.ee/eviekingwrites
Pinned
A man and a fence
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I'm going to make this my pinned post.
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Walking round Lidl as Wild Boys plays 😎
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Walking round Lidl as Wild Boys plays 😎
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The line welcome to my Christmas song has strong I don't know how to start my Christmas song energy.
November 22, 2024 at 8:40 AM
The line welcome to my Christmas song has strong I don't know how to start my Christmas song energy.
@threebeansaladpod.bsky.social breakfast meats were put in the shade by breakfast churros today.
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
@threebeansaladpod.bsky.social breakfast meats were put in the shade by breakfast churros today.
Been trying to get home from London since half five. Am at the stage where I can't read my book or do anything to amuse myself, I just sit blankly in delay purgatory.
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Been trying to get home from London since half five. Am at the stage where I can't read my book or do anything to amuse myself, I just sit blankly in delay purgatory.
Sir this is a place of business.
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Sir this is a place of business.
It's time for the December Facebook cover photo change.
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 AM
It's time for the December Facebook cover photo change.
Just tuned into Ideal and Peter Simon was wearing shorts so you could see his legs wobble and wishing his late friend Dale Winton could've had a vibrapower plate too.
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Just tuned into Ideal and Peter Simon was wearing shorts so you could see his legs wobble and wishing his late friend Dale Winton could've had a vibrapower plate too.
New DMs are getting an airing today.
November 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
New DMs are getting an airing today.
I quoted Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead twice in the book. Could have gone more, so many amazing lines in that play. Thank you and goodbye Tom Stoppard.
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I quoted Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead twice in the book. Could have gone more, so many amazing lines in that play. Thank you and goodbye Tom Stoppard.
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And yesterday he finally met him. All grown up now and with horns.
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 AM
And yesterday he finally met him. All grown up now and with horns.
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It will be cyber Monday before you know it.
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
It will be cyber Monday before you know it.
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It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press.
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Bullseye - The cruel mistress that is the Prize Board
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November 15, 2024 at 10:10 AM
It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press.
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I cannot offer you a big Black Friday deal (though if my inbox is anything to go by, nobody can - up to 20% off, ooh) but my forthcoming book has a small discount and a pre-order hugely helps with it getting stocked come release day🙏
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Get Ahead of Being Dead: Your Handy Planner for the End of Life
Your Handy Planner for the End of Life
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November 14, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I cannot offer you a big Black Friday deal (though if my inbox is anything to go by, nobody can - up to 20% off, ooh) but my forthcoming book has a small discount and a pre-order hugely helps with it getting stocked come release day🙏
uk.bookshop.org/p/books/get-...
uk.bookshop.org/p/books/get-...
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[Sings drunkenly.]
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
[Sings drunkenly.]
Hairdresser asked me about book two. By the end of my cut she was resolving to make a will and the lady sweeping up popped over at one point to talk funeral plans. Always spreading the good death word 💀🤘
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hairdresser asked me about book two. By the end of my cut she was resolving to make a will and the lady sweeping up popped over at one point to talk funeral plans. Always spreading the good death word 💀🤘
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See, this is why we rewatch.
Sparks getting told to leave Stars Hollow under pain of water cannon. Must have looked down first time around.
Sparks getting told to leave Stars Hollow under pain of water cannon. Must have looked down first time around.
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
See, this is why we rewatch.
Sparks getting told to leave Stars Hollow under pain of water cannon. Must have looked down first time around.
Sparks getting told to leave Stars Hollow under pain of water cannon. Must have looked down first time around.
I never join in on those you at 18 things as we didn't have camera telephones in mah day. But someone from Mexico who I met at a summer school in London in the 90s tracked me down on Instagram and sent me this so here y'are.
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I never join in on those you at 18 things as we didn't have camera telephones in mah day. But someone from Mexico who I met at a summer school in London in the 90s tracked me down on Instagram and sent me this so here y'are.
You just don't get moments like this on here.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 AM
You just don't get moments like this on here.
No worlds left to conquer
Connections
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November 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
No worlds left to conquer
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Some perfectly timed boats
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Some perfectly timed boats
Three more signed copies going in Hastings Waterstones.
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Three more signed copies going in Hastings Waterstones.