Christie Golden
@christiegolden.bsky.social
NYT Bestselling Novelist of 60 books incl. work for Blizzard, Star Wars, Star Trek, Assassin's Creed, & some of my own. Also wrote cinematics etc. for WoW proper, Hearthstone & Diablo! Follow #Kittenroth for updates on Anduin & Sylvanas!
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
Ha! Talk about timing!!!
The best thing Disney has done since Aladdin. Maybe the only thing that could get me into a movie theater on opening day ever again.
www.theverge.com/news/839434/...
www.theverge.com/news/839434/...
Star Wars’ original theatrical cut returns to theaters in 2027
See Han shoot first.
www.theverge.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Ha! Talk about timing!!!
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How to help an author? Read us, review us, put us on your wishlists, in your carts, heart us, add us to your Goodreads TBR, pop into your local bookstore and have them place an order, make a library request.
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
How to help an author? Read us, review us, put us on your wishlists, in your carts, heart us, add us to your Goodreads TBR, pop into your local bookstore and have them place an order, make a library request.
This made me feel physically ill. This is part of a tragic descent which includes AI slop. Art isn’t “content”, it’s meant to be experienced! Plot summaries of a book or watching a movie on a phone is NOT the same as reading or seeing the film presentation the creators crafted. Its soul is missing.
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This made me feel physically ill. This is part of a tragic descent which includes AI slop. Art isn’t “content”, it’s meant to be experienced! Plot summaries of a book or watching a movie on a phone is NOT the same as reading or seeing the film presentation the creators crafted. Its soul is missing.
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
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The Blenheim Estate lost an oak, and as they like their fallen trees to remain in place to encourage wildlife, they asked artist Matthew Crabb to do his magic
Photo: Pete Seaward
Photo: Pete Seaward
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The Blenheim Estate lost an oak, and as they like their fallen trees to remain in place to encourage wildlife, they asked artist Matthew Crabb to do his magic
Photo: Pete Seaward
Photo: Pete Seaward
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I’ve been nominated for the FIFA prize for literature, oh wait, I just found out I won. Imaginary prizes are it turns out, very easy to win.
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’ve been nominated for the FIFA prize for literature, oh wait, I just found out I won. Imaginary prizes are it turns out, very easy to win.
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Support us dry dry humans
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Support us dry dry humans
HAPPY BOOK BIRTHDAY to those of you who have patiently waited for Blood Ties to release today! I hope you enjoy it and thank you as always for supporting my work. <3
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
HAPPY BOOK BIRTHDAY to those of you who have patiently waited for Blood Ties to release today! I hope you enjoy it and thank you as always for supporting my work. <3
It's Dec. 5...do you know what you're getting people for holiday gifts? No? How about an autographed book from yours truly? All books in the shop are signed! They're priced according to condition & rarity; many are out of print. RN it's just WoW but more are coming! christie-golden.myshopify.com
Christie Golden Online Storefront
Online storefront for author Christie Golden
christie-golden.myshopify.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It's Dec. 5...do you know what you're getting people for holiday gifts? No? How about an autographed book from yours truly? All books in the shop are signed! They're priced according to condition & rarity; many are out of print. RN it's just WoW but more are coming! christie-golden.myshopify.com
AAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHHA it's not wrong.
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
AAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHHA it's not wrong.
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It is hard to believe that the sky was like this today before sunrise on Glastonbury Tor. It is now howling winds and rain here.
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
It is hard to believe that the sky was like this today before sunrise on Glastonbury Tor. It is now howling winds and rain here.
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Friends, vikings, countrymen: lend me your eyes. May I present what just happened an hour ago in Iceland?
It was an early, short substorm, but it was a good one. Literal space weather!
#northernlights #aurora
It was an early, short substorm, but it was a good one. Literal space weather!
#northernlights #aurora
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Friends, vikings, countrymen: lend me your eyes. May I present what just happened an hour ago in Iceland?
It was an early, short substorm, but it was a good one. Literal space weather!
#northernlights #aurora
It was an early, short substorm, but it was a good one. Literal space weather!
#northernlights #aurora
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NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month.
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month.
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
Halp! My closet needs a reboot (and booties!) I want your recs for quality, quirky, magical, Victorian, Boho, medieval etc. clothes that can also be worn as street clothes. Petite options if possible; must take returns. I'm more of a hobbit than an elf in body type. Thanks in advance!
a man is standing in front of a door wearing a jacket and tie .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a door wearing a jacket and tie .
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December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Halp! My closet needs a reboot (and booties!) I want your recs for quality, quirky, magical, Victorian, Boho, medieval etc. clothes that can also be worn as street clothes. Petite options if possible; must take returns. I'm more of a hobbit than an elf in body type. Thanks in advance!
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EARLY CAT: What that?
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
EARLY CAT: What that?
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
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I can't emphasize this enough: If you're struggling to find work in games, you're not the only one and please don't blame yourself. The horrible state of the industry is unprecedented. The crash in the 80s and the recession in the late 2000s weren't as rough as this. There are so few opportunities.
December 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I can't emphasize this enough: If you're struggling to find work in games, you're not the only one and please don't blame yourself. The horrible state of the industry is unprecedented. The crash in the 80s and the recession in the late 2000s weren't as rough as this. There are so few opportunities.
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It's important to write hand-written letters to your friends when you need to send them something. Ideally while doing a bit. Maybe you're a union soldier, separated from your ladylove. Maybe a hot air balloon operator.
We mustn't let the realities of today restrain the nonsense within us.
We mustn't let the realities of today restrain the nonsense within us.
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It's important to write hand-written letters to your friends when you need to send them something. Ideally while doing a bit. Maybe you're a union soldier, separated from your ladylove. Maybe a hot air balloon operator.
We mustn't let the realities of today restrain the nonsense within us.
We mustn't let the realities of today restrain the nonsense within us.
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Glastonbury Tor this morning, shortly before the moon set. Rays of light from the moon when it was behind the cloud.
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Glastonbury Tor this morning, shortly before the moon set. Rays of light from the moon when it was behind the cloud.
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A blast from my past - the Medieval Soldier database takes nearly 300,000 military service records from 1369-1453 and makes them available as a searchable database.
An invaluable resource for understanding medieval warfare, society and the English medieval state. Learn more in the link. 🗃️
An invaluable resource for understanding medieval warfare, society and the English medieval state. Learn more in the link. 🗃️
We built a database of 290,000 English medieval soldiers – here’s what it reveals
We created the database in order to challenge assumptions about the lack of professionalism of everyday soldiers.
theconversation.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
A blast from my past - the Medieval Soldier database takes nearly 300,000 military service records from 1369-1453 and makes them available as a searchable database.
An invaluable resource for understanding medieval warfare, society and the English medieval state. Learn more in the link. 🗃️
An invaluable resource for understanding medieval warfare, society and the English medieval state. Learn more in the link. 🗃️
Courage and class.
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Courage and class.
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Here we go people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TODAY IS THE DAY!
GET OUT AND VOTE. Polls are open 7 AM - 7 PM
WE GOT THIS!!!!!!
GET OUT AND VOTE. Polls are open 7 AM - 7 PM
WE GOT THIS!!!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Here we go people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
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A beacon at sunrise. Glastonbury Tor this morning.
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
A beacon at sunrise. Glastonbury Tor this morning.