Christy Crackers 🇨🇦
@christiecrackers.bsky.social
Old style steno court reporter/captioner. Contract CR at UN-ICTY last century. Listener. Runner. Skier. Gardener and supporter of local ag. Orophile. Slow knitter. Occasional replier. Sinixt 'not extinct' territory. 2SLGBTQIA+ ally. Married
My 'Warty.'
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My 'Warty.'
I think all Albertans should use this photo as their profile pic.
October 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I think all Albertans should use this photo as their profile pic.
Ontarians oughta help the myocardial infarction along and give him an endless supply of beavertails (but leave off the fruit and add more trans fat).
October 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ontarians oughta help the myocardial infarction along and give him an endless supply of beavertails (but leave off the fruit and add more trans fat).
Send a few of these to direct that unpermitted asbestos dust back into the WH.
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Send a few of these to direct that unpermitted asbestos dust back into the WH.
Embarrassing. So much natural diversity in AB to draw upon and, not surprisingly, they turn to political verbiage.
I wish we'd bring "Super Natural BC" back on licence plates.
I wish we'd bring "Super Natural BC" back on licence plates.
October 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Embarrassing. So much natural diversity in AB to draw upon and, not surprisingly, they turn to political verbiage.
I wish we'd bring "Super Natural BC" back on licence plates.
I wish we'd bring "Super Natural BC" back on licence plates.
Hey AI Donald! Our PM doesn't need to play-act. Crowds cheer, not boo.
September 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hey AI Donald! Our PM doesn't need to play-act. Crowds cheer, not boo.
Very nice! I have some All Red potatoes I'm looking forward to digging up. (They like alfalfa and an acidifier too if your soil is alkaline.)
My Huckleberry Golds ...
My Huckleberry Golds ...
September 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Very nice! I have some All Red potatoes I'm looking forward to digging up. (They like alfalfa and an acidifier too if your soil is alkaline.)
My Huckleberry Golds ...
My Huckleberry Golds ...
I wonder if Lutnick's sons are going rogue or whether they're as entitled as daddy and think betting is fun. You think the Lutnick compound is a primary residence? Is it mortgaged?
September 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I wonder if Lutnick's sons are going rogue or whether they're as entitled as daddy and think betting is fun. You think the Lutnick compound is a primary residence? Is it mortgaged?
Please call him Mr. Floatie then, if he's floating the notion. Victoria, BC had a Mr. Floatie, a POS designed to shame politicos to quit dumping poop in the ocean.
September 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Please call him Mr. Floatie then, if he's floating the notion. Victoria, BC had a Mr. Floatie, a POS designed to shame politicos to quit dumping poop in the ocean.
They might be the prettiest thing I've grown this summer. Bonus: low GI. Huckleberry golds.
September 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
They might be the prettiest thing I've grown this summer. Bonus: low GI. Huckleberry golds.
Not today's photo, but I'm gonna cannonball into it later. Oh, yeah, I am!
August 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Not today's photo, but I'm gonna cannonball into it later. Oh, yeah, I am!
Impressive. I sashayed out to the garden to get this honking vegetable to avoid buying American.
August 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Impressive. I sashayed out to the garden to get this honking vegetable to avoid buying American.
This is the only way ... from the W. Kootenay. A deep, COLD lake. Hang in there, Paul.
July 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This is the only way ... from the W. Kootenay. A deep, COLD lake. Hang in there, Paul.
Do you think if Poilinever was in the chamber that he'd try 'punching back' against Mr. van Koeverden's Olympian-level delivery?
Unlikely.
Unlikely.
July 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Do you think if Poilinever was in the chamber that he'd try 'punching back' against Mr. van Koeverden's Olympian-level delivery?
Unlikely.
Unlikely.
Maybe he needs a second swimming hole at his wee home.
July 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Maybe he needs a second swimming hole at his wee home.
You don't think Lutnick rides his bike from his house (below) to Safeway to get some tofu for his favourite recipe?
July 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You don't think Lutnick rides his bike from his house (below) to Safeway to get some tofu for his favourite recipe?
Quick quick, countries. Nutlick needs to add another wing to his humble home:
July 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Quick quick, countries. Nutlick needs to add another wing to his humble home:
I had never imagined 'cornflakes' could taste so awesome.
July 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I had never imagined 'cornflakes' could taste so awesome.
I seem to have a salt attack mid afternoon. Cheezies are salty but nothing is saltier and fakier than ...
July 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I seem to have a salt attack mid afternoon. Cheezies are salty but nothing is saltier and fakier than ...
Or this one. (Credit unknown. I did try to search.)
July 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Or this one. (Credit unknown. I did try to search.)
Thanks for the LOL! An empty vessel.
Jug Lady Donalda.
Jug Lady Donalda.
June 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Thanks for the LOL! An empty vessel.
Jug Lady Donalda.
Jug Lady Donalda.
We saw a young black bear with a gorgeous shiny coat and a mama dusty grouse while out in the mtns yesterday.
But the star had to be this guy. At 1740 metres no less! What a marvel these Western toads. You should have seen the quads on this one! (photo courtesy Environment Canada)
But the star had to be this guy. At 1740 metres no less! What a marvel these Western toads. You should have seen the quads on this one! (photo courtesy Environment Canada)
June 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
We saw a young black bear with a gorgeous shiny coat and a mama dusty grouse while out in the mtns yesterday.
But the star had to be this guy. At 1740 metres no less! What a marvel these Western toads. You should have seen the quads on this one! (photo courtesy Environment Canada)
But the star had to be this guy. At 1740 metres no less! What a marvel these Western toads. You should have seen the quads on this one! (photo courtesy Environment Canada)
Summoning The Boss (our Boss):
June 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Summoning The Boss (our Boss):
I had a pair of brown-headed cowbirds at my place today -- a first! And I'm pretty chuffed about that.
Photo credit: nejohnston.org
Photo credit: nejohnston.org
May 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I had a pair of brown-headed cowbirds at my place today -- a first! And I'm pretty chuffed about that.
Photo credit: nejohnston.org
Photo credit: nejohnston.org