Christian Wisseh
@christianwisseh.bsky.social
Comedian, Home Cook, Suburban Black
I stopped messing with Kanye after Yeezus dropped. Once dude started calling himself a Black Skinhead, I was out. I mourned the artist formerly known as Kanye almost 12 years ago.
February 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I stopped messing with Kanye after Yeezus dropped. Once dude started calling himself a Black Skinhead, I was out. I mourned the artist formerly known as Kanye almost 12 years ago.
They don’t call him ‘Rob’ Pelinka for nothing. I still can’t believe he got Luka Doncic for Anthony Davis and two courtside seats.
February 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
They don’t call him ‘Rob’ Pelinka for nothing. I still can’t believe he got Luka Doncic for Anthony Davis and two courtside seats.
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Kendrick won as many Grammys tonight (5) for "Not Like Us" as Drake has won his entire career.
February 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Kendrick won as many Grammys tonight (5) for "Not Like Us" as Drake has won his entire career.
Tell em Kendrick did it. A sweep for Not Like Us. I can only aspire to be that elite of a hater.
February 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Tell em Kendrick did it. A sweep for Not Like Us. I can only aspire to be that elite of a hater.
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Not like us just won best rap performance at the Grammys!
DJ mustard accepting the award….
DJ mustard accepting the award….
February 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Not like us just won best rap performance at the Grammys!
DJ mustard accepting the award….
DJ mustard accepting the award….
Solid apology for that blocked CP3 trade.
The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis and a 2029 first-round pick in a blockbuster deal, sources told Shams Charania on Saturday night.
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Sources: Luka to Lakers, AD to Mavs in stunner
The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis and a 2029 first-round pick, sources told ESPN's Shams Charania.
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February 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Solid apology for that blocked CP3 trade.
This is a strong argument for a deep state that is loyal to the constitution and the rule of law.
BREAKING: 88 FBI agents who worked on Trump cases were just physically escorted out of the Washington Field office per a source.
February 1, 2025 at 7:26 AM
This is a strong argument for a deep state that is loyal to the constitution and the rule of law.
I’ve spent the last 5 months looking for a job. It’s rough out here.
January 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’ve spent the last 5 months looking for a job. It’s rough out here.
Baltimore Ravens: We have one of the best rushing offenses in the league and we're in the playoffs.
Also the Baltimore Ravens: It's the playoffs, let's stop running the ball.
Also the Baltimore Ravens: It's the playoffs, let's stop running the ball.
January 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Baltimore Ravens: We have one of the best rushing offenses in the league and we're in the playoffs.
Also the Baltimore Ravens: It's the playoffs, let's stop running the ball.
Also the Baltimore Ravens: It's the playoffs, let's stop running the ball.
Drake filed a new lawsuit about Not Like Us? Guess what I’m about to put on repeat?
January 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Drake filed a new lawsuit about Not Like Us? Guess what I’m about to put on repeat?
Delusion Panthers Fan time: I think the Panthers can be in the playoff hunt this time next year.
December 8, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Delusion Panthers Fan time: I think the Panthers can be in the playoff hunt this time next year.
I don’t know how much of the embers of One For All LeBron can use anymore?
December 7, 2024 at 8:06 AM
I don’t know how much of the embers of One For All LeBron can use anymore?
The human brain is so random. Why did I just remember, out of nowhere, that Rashard Mendenhall went to Illinois?
December 1, 2024 at 2:49 AM
The human brain is so random. Why did I just remember, out of nowhere, that Rashard Mendenhall went to Illinois?
If someone is stealing deodorant, I say let them. Eliminating musty smells is a public good.
Oh look! It’s a gallery of things I must now order online because it takes 20 minutes to find the Keeper of the Deodorant Key
I get the need to safeguard from shoplifting but this CVS setup is insane.
November 30, 2024 at 11:45 PM
If someone is stealing deodorant, I say let them. Eliminating musty smells is a public good.
I love that I can open Bluesky in public. I don’t have to worry about pron bots posts while I randomly scroll.
November 30, 2024 at 11:43 PM
I love that I can open Bluesky in public. I don’t have to worry about pron bots posts while I randomly scroll.
The economy is bad and I got laid off? My family is getting Thoughts and Prayers for Christmas.
November 27, 2024 at 5:59 PM
The economy is bad and I got laid off? My family is getting Thoughts and Prayers for Christmas.
The Panthers didn’t embarrass themselves and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Good game to build off of.
November 24, 2024 at 10:44 PM
The Panthers didn’t embarrass themselves and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Good game to build off of.
My apartment instantly became nicer when I found out it is rent controlled.
November 21, 2024 at 9:36 PM
My apartment instantly became nicer when I found out it is rent controlled.
The Cowboys play with the same energy of a company that's waiting for layoffs.
November 19, 2024 at 4:30 AM
The Cowboys play with the same energy of a company that's waiting for layoffs.
Let me get these posts off before the pron bots and tactical glasses Twitter make their way over here.
November 18, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Let me get these posts off before the pron bots and tactical glasses Twitter make their way over here.