Christian Senrud
@christiansenrud.bsky.social
Highly employable Long Beach comedian, writer, skateboarder, and Art Department guy.
Are all Guess jeans that cut or does Midler just like looking like his mom bought his pants at the beginning of the school year for him
July 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Are all Guess jeans that cut or does Midler just like looking like his mom bought his pants at the beginning of the school year for him
Just think, this post could be the one that costs you your next job
July 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Just think, this post could be the one that costs you your next job
Had a dream I was talking to the Real team about why so many of their team has/had such good tweaked out kickflips (Donnelly, Hardy, Nate Jones, etc.) if you were wondering if skating ever isn’t on your mind even after 25+ years of it
June 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Had a dream I was talking to the Real team about why so many of their team has/had such good tweaked out kickflips (Donnelly, Hardy, Nate Jones, etc.) if you were wondering if skating ever isn’t on your mind even after 25+ years of it
You know when you get the answer to a question ask you ask it out loud? That just happened as I was wondering who the most powerful goofy footed skater of all time is but it’s John Cardiel. So who’s the second most powerful goofy footer of all time?
June 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
You know when you get the answer to a question ask you ask it out loud? That just happened as I was wondering who the most powerful goofy footed skater of all time is but it’s John Cardiel. So who’s the second most powerful goofy footer of all time?
Nice to see Curren taking his new pro shoe out for a ride at the No Kings Protest
June 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Nice to see Curren taking his new pro shoe out for a ride at the No Kings Protest
Simon Bannerot on iPath. Perfect match or perfect match?
June 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Simon Bannerot on iPath. Perfect match or perfect match?
Zach Allen is the Starry lemon lime soda of professional skateboarding
June 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Zach Allen is the Starry lemon lime soda of professional skateboarding
I know there’s way more important shit going on but the fact that Andy Anderson is in the new THPS is insane. Dude makes Andy Macdonald look like Dylan Rieder.
June 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I know there’s way more important shit going on but the fact that Andy Anderson is in the new THPS is insane. Dude makes Andy Macdonald look like Dylan Rieder.
I too suffer from high agency
June 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I too suffer from high agency
Bombed my ass off in front of a bunch of stylish gays tonight but at least I found out that the Rowley Sorry Nollie Bank is in Long Beach
June 7, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Bombed my ass off in front of a bunch of stylish gays tonight but at least I found out that the Rowley Sorry Nollie Bank is in Long Beach
Pretty sure Antonio Durao is double jointed in his ankles
May 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Pretty sure Antonio Durao is double jointed in his ankles
They say dental implants change your life, and I think that’s true because Brandon Biebel’s definitely took a crazy nose dive after he got his
May 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
They say dental implants change your life, and I think that’s true because Brandon Biebel’s definitely took a crazy nose dive after he got his
It would be interesting if we had a crystal ball to look into to see how many plazas we’d still have/how many more we could have if the US ever earnestly tried to confront its issues with homelessness, mental health, and poverty/crime
May 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It would be interesting if we had a crystal ball to look into to see how many plazas we’d still have/how many more we could have if the US ever earnestly tried to confront its issues with homelessness, mental health, and poverty/crime
Rob Welsh gotta have the record for baggiest pants in a 5-0 fakie on transition right?
May 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Rob Welsh gotta have the record for baggiest pants in a 5-0 fakie on transition right?
Fun fact: the actor Sean William Scott was always supposed to be named Sean, but he got his full name after he absorbed his other two brothers-to-be (William and Scott) in the womb.
May 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Fun fact: the actor Sean William Scott was always supposed to be named Sean, but he got his full name after he absorbed his other two brothers-to-be (William and Scott) in the womb.
It’s that beautiful time of year when Dickies shed their legs and become cutoffs
May 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It’s that beautiful time of year when Dickies shed their legs and become cutoffs
Flat spotted a set of wheels 2nd session skating then. Any guesses the brand?
May 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Flat spotted a set of wheels 2nd session skating then. Any guesses the brand?
Treadmills: because men can’t be trusted
May 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Treadmills: because men can’t be trusted
Why did David Foster Wallace dress like Axl Rose in the unemployment line
May 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Why did David Foster Wallace dress like Axl Rose in the unemployment line
Life may be tough but at least you’re not the unfuckable twat that calls itself Tim Pool
April 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Life may be tough but at least you’re not the unfuckable twat that calls itself Tim Pool
All My Homies Hate Tim Pool
April 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
All My Homies Hate Tim Pool
I’m all for supporting skater owned, but you lose a lot of credibility when you charge $140 for pants that you could get a better version of elsewhere for less than half the price.
April 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’m all for supporting skater owned, but you lose a lot of credibility when you charge $140 for pants that you could get a better version of elsewhere for less than half the price.
Let’s say for the sake of argument, transphobes are limp dicked losers with unresolved sexual issues and probably couldn’t fuck their way out of a wet paper bag. Then what say you Mr. President?
April 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Let’s say for the sake of argument, transphobes are limp dicked losers with unresolved sexual issues and probably couldn’t fuck their way out of a wet paper bag. Then what say you Mr. President?
Kinda feel like Reynolds signature shoe should’ve been the 333 but what can you do
April 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Kinda feel like Reynolds signature shoe should’ve been the 333 but what can you do