Christian Peranzi
@christianperanzi.bsky.social
Sober Ultra runner who would rather run up a mountain than a bar tab.
Dear Senator Mike Lee:
You and your timber and mining donors are literally the only ones who want public lands sold.
Not hunters, hippies, fisherman, hikers, farmers, firefighters, runners, outdoor enthusiasts of every kind.
Just. Fucking. Stop.
You and your timber and mining donors are literally the only ones who want public lands sold.
Not hunters, hippies, fisherman, hikers, farmers, firefighters, runners, outdoor enthusiasts of every kind.
Just. Fucking. Stop.
June 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Dear Senator Mike Lee:
You and your timber and mining donors are literally the only ones who want public lands sold.
Not hunters, hippies, fisherman, hikers, farmers, firefighters, runners, outdoor enthusiasts of every kind.
Just. Fucking. Stop.
You and your timber and mining donors are literally the only ones who want public lands sold.
Not hunters, hippies, fisherman, hikers, farmers, firefighters, runners, outdoor enthusiasts of every kind.
Just. Fucking. Stop.
Is it just me or is ACB the John McCain of Justices?
May 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Is it just me or is ACB the John McCain of Justices?
Anyone not doing a deep dive into the French Revolution isn’t prepared for what’s coming.
May 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Anyone not doing a deep dive into the French Revolution isn’t prepared for what’s coming.
I’m confused. Doesn’t Kristi Noem have Secret Service Protection? Did a purse snatcher really evade them? Something smells fishy.
April 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I’m confused. Doesn’t Kristi Noem have Secret Service Protection? Did a purse snatcher really evade them? Something smells fishy.
Did Wisconsin just show us democracy isn’t dead yet?
April 2, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Did Wisconsin just show us democracy isn’t dead yet?
Thank you TUCSON!!! I couldn’t make it but over 23000 of you could and did! #BernieAOC
March 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Thank you TUCSON!!! I couldn’t make it but over 23000 of you could and did! #BernieAOC
If the universe has a sense of humor, today will be the day.
March 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If the universe has a sense of humor, today will be the day.
I don’t understand why people complain about Trump golfing. If he’s golfing, he’s not fucking things up.
Non-partisan angle - Same was true of Biden napping.
Non-partisan angle - Same was true of Biden napping.
March 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I don’t understand why people complain about Trump golfing. If he’s golfing, he’s not fucking things up.
Non-partisan angle - Same was true of Biden napping.
Non-partisan angle - Same was true of Biden napping.
I believe a lot of Tesla owners are good people and bought not knowing.
My question is this. When is the grace period over? How long do I give them to sell before I berate them as nazi scum?
My question is this. When is the grace period over? How long do I give them to sell before I berate them as nazi scum?
March 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I believe a lot of Tesla owners are good people and bought not knowing.
My question is this. When is the grace period over? How long do I give them to sell before I berate them as nazi scum?
My question is this. When is the grace period over? How long do I give them to sell before I berate them as nazi scum?
What we needed, “ The entire democratic congressional party stood up and walked out in protest.”
What we got, “ Pink is in for spring!!”
What we got, “ Pink is in for spring!!”
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
What we needed, “ The entire democratic congressional party stood up and walked out in protest.”
What we got, “ Pink is in for spring!!”
What we got, “ Pink is in for spring!!”
Reposted by Christian Peranzi
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
@captmarkkelly.bsky.social @gallego.senate.gov as one of your constituents I’d rather you be working than listening to him lie. Skip the SOTU.
March 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
@captmarkkelly.bsky.social @gallego.senate.gov as one of your constituents I’d rather you be working than listening to him lie. Skip the SOTU.
Ya know that scene in Rocky IV when all the Russians start cheering for Rocky?
I’m suddenly feeling like those Russians.
I’m suddenly feeling like those Russians.
March 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ya know that scene in Rocky IV when all the Russians start cheering for Rocky?
I’m suddenly feeling like those Russians.
I’m suddenly feeling like those Russians.
So thousands of federal workers are losing their jobs so we can spend that money investigating a 62 year old cold case?
I’d rather have the Forest Service fully staffed please.
I’d rather have the Forest Service fully staffed please.
February 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So thousands of federal workers are losing their jobs so we can spend that money investigating a 62 year old cold case?
I’d rather have the Forest Service fully staffed please.
I’d rather have the Forest Service fully staffed please.
Hagen Scotten.
Instant Icon.
Instant Icon.
February 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Hagen Scotten.
Instant Icon.
Instant Icon.
Everyday I become more and more embarrassed to be an American.
February 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Everyday I become more and more embarrassed to be an American.
I’m a 53 year old white male who before last night had never heard a Kendrick Lamar song.
That wasn’t a musical performance to self promote. It was a statement. And it was brilliant. Well played sir!
That wasn’t a musical performance to self promote. It was a statement. And it was brilliant. Well played sir!
February 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m a 53 year old white male who before last night had never heard a Kendrick Lamar song.
That wasn’t a musical performance to self promote. It was a statement. And it was brilliant. Well played sir!
That wasn’t a musical performance to self promote. It was a statement. And it was brilliant. Well played sir!
Black Canyon 100k tomorrow! Let’s gooo!!!
February 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Black Canyon 100k tomorrow! Let’s gooo!!!
Getting money back on taxes this year. Filed that shit quick because it’s only a matter of time before refunds get cancelled.
February 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Getting money back on taxes this year. Filed that shit quick because it’s only a matter of time before refunds get cancelled.
Just saw either the bravest or dumbest man in the world parking his cybertruck at Costco. Gonna go with dumbest cause…cybertruck.
February 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Just saw either the bravest or dumbest man in the world parking his cybertruck at Costco. Gonna go with dumbest cause…cybertruck.
I really want this to be a running account but fuck me it’s impossible to ignore all this insanity.
February 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I really want this to be a running account but fuck me it’s impossible to ignore all this insanity.
Call me crazy but right now I’m thinking both political party’s are dead. In Washington there remains:
1. The people overthrowing our government
2. Those enabling them
3. Those too disorganized and dumbfounded to do anything about it.
1. The people overthrowing our government
2. Those enabling them
3. Those too disorganized and dumbfounded to do anything about it.
February 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Call me crazy but right now I’m thinking both political party’s are dead. In Washington there remains:
1. The people overthrowing our government
2. Those enabling them
3. Those too disorganized and dumbfounded to do anything about it.
1. The people overthrowing our government
2. Those enabling them
3. Those too disorganized and dumbfounded to do anything about it.
It’s Black Canyon taper week. Hit me with your best taper practices!
February 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It’s Black Canyon taper week. Hit me with your best taper practices!
How do you turn a 20 mile day into a 7 mile day?
Try running on cold medicine. You will decide to bail out easily.
Try running on cold medicine. You will decide to bail out easily.
January 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
How do you turn a 20 mile day into a 7 mile day?
Try running on cold medicine. You will decide to bail out easily.
Try running on cold medicine. You will decide to bail out easily.