Christian Finnegan
@christianfinnegan.bsky.social
Comedian?
Watch my albums, read my specials, listen to my newsletter.
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Watch my albums, read my specials, listen to my newsletter.
Linktr.ee/christfinnegan
Wife totally pissed I used her favorite lipstick to write EXPLORE MONOGAMY on her thigh while she slept.
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Wife totally pissed I used her favorite lipstick to write EXPLORE MONOGAMY on her thigh while she slept.
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
Morning ritual: Wake up, brush teeth, eat breakfast, delete 35 unread newsletters.
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Morning ritual: Wake up, brush teeth, eat breakfast, delete 35 unread newsletters.
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Hey Dems, looking for a juicy Populist concept going into the midterms? Two words: National Siesta.
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Hey Dems, looking for a juicy Populist concept going into the midterms? Two words: National Siesta.
Shoveling snow feels harder now than when I was younger. I blame woke.
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Shoveling snow feels harder now than when I was younger. I blame woke.
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
It's taken a long time, but I've finally identified my target audience: people who've done The Artist's Way, but quit after Week 5.
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It's taken a long time, but I've finally identified my target audience: people who've done The Artist's Way, but quit after Week 5.
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And do follow, and purchase and read the books of, @jasonkpargin.bsky.social.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
And do follow, and purchase and read the books of, @jasonkpargin.bsky.social.
Roz Chast ass looking outfit
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Roz Chast ass looking outfit
"I went from Phoenix AZ all the way to Tacoma, Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A."
That's terrible routing. Steve Miller needs to fire his booker. ,
That's terrible routing. Steve Miller needs to fire his booker. ,
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"I went from Phoenix AZ all the way to Tacoma, Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A."
That's terrible routing. Steve Miller needs to fire his booker. ,
That's terrible routing. Steve Miller needs to fire his booker. ,
Pot your favorite "Lord of the RIngs" character. Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Pot your favorite "Lord of the RIngs" character. Wrong answers only.
I never had an imaginary friend, but I did have an imaginary friend of a friend. Kevin something.
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I never had an imaginary friend, but I did have an imaginary friend of a friend. Kevin something.
Well I don’t know, James. CAN you take it to the bridge?
James Brown, humiliated: (sigh) May I take it to the bridge?
James Brown, humiliated: (sigh) May I take it to the bridge?
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Well I don’t know, James. CAN you take it to the bridge?
James Brown, humiliated: (sigh) May I take it to the bridge?
James Brown, humiliated: (sigh) May I take it to the bridge?
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calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
I've yet to find anyone who can explain to me why we don't make all of our roads and sidewalks out of bouncy playground material.
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I've yet to find anyone who can explain to me why we don't make all of our roads and sidewalks out of bouncy playground material.
Remember, accepting a pardon requires an admission of guilt and that turkey remains a convicted felon in the eyes of the law.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Remember, accepting a pardon requires an admission of guilt and that turkey remains a convicted felon in the eyes of the law.
I love those reaction videos where the guy is like “I’m a professional music producer and today I’m listening to Abbey Road for the first time!“
Buddy, one of those things is a lie.
Buddy, one of those things is a lie.
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I love those reaction videos where the guy is like “I’m a professional music producer and today I’m listening to Abbey Road for the first time!“
Buddy, one of those things is a lie.
Buddy, one of those things is a lie.
Poker isn't right-coded, but making poker your entire personality is.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Poker isn't right-coded, but making poker your entire personality is.
Happy Dad Telling You it's the Busiest Travel Day of the Year Day!
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Happy Dad Telling You it's the Busiest Travel Day of the Year Day!
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
I know it seems dark right now, but it* will happen. Someday, it* will happen.
* people not talking about fucking Star Wars anymore
* people not talking about fucking Star Wars anymore
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I know it seems dark right now, but it* will happen. Someday, it* will happen.
* people not talking about fucking Star Wars anymore
* people not talking about fucking Star Wars anymore