"Eligible for" and "receiving" are not the same thing. But if they are, I'd like to inform Elmo that he and his Doge-bro homies are eligible for a trip to the guillotine.

Make Dystopias Fictional Again!

The liberal media won't report it.

This guy wasn't interested in social engineering, bending the knee to oligarchs, or space travel as a hobby. He gave us an opportunity to discover new music, learn about html, and maybe facilitate our first online hookup. He asked nothing in return.

I'm sorry, Tom. We took you for granted.