Chris Merriman (not the other ones)
@christhedj.bsky.social
Writes stuff down for money and has done for three glorious decades. Now is the winter of my dissed content.
Diagnosed with #ADHD before it was cool (And no, it's not a superpower, it's a pain in the arse)
Diagnosed with #ADHD before it was cool (And no, it's not a superpower, it's a pain in the arse)
Victoria Silvstedt?
May 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Victoria Silvstedt?
Happy New year. *Taps foot and it changes colour*
December 31, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Happy New year. *Taps foot and it changes colour*
Not a true #duvetknowitschristmas because my brother's actually staying in the B&B across the street, but I'd rather sleep on an ironing board than in a suite called this...
December 24, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Not a true #duvetknowitschristmas because my brother's actually staying in the B&B across the street, but I'd rather sleep on an ironing board than in a suite called this...
Fixed it.
December 20, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Fixed it.
Perfect picture choice. No notes.
December 14, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Perfect picture choice. No notes.
Day 5: In which Snoop is 10 years late for a Skype call. #snooponthestoop
December 5, 2024 at 8:58 AM
Day 5: In which Snoop is 10 years late for a Skype call. #snooponthestoop
Day 3: Please excuse the state of the coffee making area. Snoop dropped it like it was hot. #SnoopontheStoop
December 3, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Day 3: Please excuse the state of the coffee making area. Snoop dropped it like it was hot. #SnoopontheStoop
Day 2 (as I forgot yesterday) #snooponthestoop
December 2, 2024 at 8:38 AM
Day 2 (as I forgot yesterday) #snooponthestoop
Who needs #elfontheshelf when you can have Snoop on the Stoop? #snooponthestoop
December 2, 2024 at 8:36 AM
Who needs #elfontheshelf when you can have Snoop on the Stoop? #snooponthestoop
I'm often a bit scathing of our local council but maaaaan - can they put on a Christmas lights event or what? #SparkleinthePark
November 30, 2024 at 8:36 AM
I'm often a bit scathing of our local council but maaaaan - can they put on a Christmas lights event or what? #SparkleinthePark
(interior, night) Craig Cash: "Iiiiiin Huuuuuull, Barry and Diana are looking at the entire internet one page at a time"
November 25, 2024 at 3:52 PM
(interior, night) Craig Cash: "Iiiiiin Huuuuuull, Barry and Diana are looking at the entire internet one page at a time"
@thegreengoddesspub.bsky.social Finally doing this. Should be ready for next month... 🤣
November 20, 2024 at 9:31 PM
@thegreengoddesspub.bsky.social Finally doing this. Should be ready for next month... 🤣
For some reason, instantly went here
November 20, 2024 at 3:33 PM
For some reason, instantly went here
Didn't know flour could get pregnant.
November 17, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Didn't know flour could get pregnant.
Congratulations to GMB's Susannah Reid for her appointment to the Trump cabinet.
November 15, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Congratulations to GMB's Susannah Reid for her appointment to the Trump cabinet.
Sooooo.....
October 12, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Sooooo.....
I prefer their earlier work.
September 17, 2024 at 8:33 AM
I prefer their earlier work.
post cat. preferably yours
(can't find where to put the stamps)
(can't find where to put the stamps)
September 16, 2024 at 3:57 PM
post cat. preferably yours
(can't find where to put the stamps)
(can't find where to put the stamps)
Those new SpaceX spacesuits in full
September 12, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Those new SpaceX spacesuits in full
Got tendonitis so this was supposed to make my life easier but I've ended up looking like Evil Wonka.
August 31, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Got tendonitis so this was supposed to make my life easier but I've ended up looking like Evil Wonka.
Wow. I got chucked out because I said I didn't like LinkedIn. Nothing like skewing your survey, lads.
August 23, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Wow. I got chucked out because I said I didn't like LinkedIn. Nothing like skewing your survey, lads.
August 22, 2024 at 8:11 AM
It's got huuuuuge. Blocks and blocks of world street food (took these to show OH, I'm not secretly in league with Big Falafel)
August 21, 2024 at 11:08 PM
It's got huuuuuge. Blocks and blocks of world street food (took these to show OH, I'm not secretly in league with Big Falafel)
Behold a clause beyond awfulness in its awfulness.
August 19, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Behold a clause beyond awfulness in its awfulness.