Christel
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I only exist on the internet. she/her
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It’ll be a Super Bowl ad and someone’s gonna to say “I’ll have what she’s having” and what she’s having will be some product and yeah, we’ll be amused for a moment but ultimately feel empty. That Monday someone will write a thinkpiece on why we need a legacy sequel and we’ll feel emptier still.
Meg Ryan says she and Billy Crystal are reuniting for something “iconic.”
January 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It’ll be a Super Bowl ad and someone’s gonna to say “I’ll have what she’s having” and what she’s having will be some product and yeah, we’ll be amused for a moment but ultimately feel empty. That Monday someone will write a thinkpiece on why we need a legacy sequel and we’ll feel emptier still.
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The gingerbread cookies from Krampus need their own spinoff.
a gingerbread man with a candy cane in his mouth is on fire
ALT: a gingerbread man with a candy cane in his mouth is on fire
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 4:12 PM
The gingerbread cookies from Krampus need their own spinoff.
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Y’all remember that woman who’s family tragically died, and while grieving she decided to go with her boyfriend on a trip to Sweden to save her failing relationship just to have him and his friends brutally murdered by a death cult?
November 18, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Y’all remember that woman who’s family tragically died, and while grieving she decided to go with her boyfriend on a trip to Sweden to save her failing relationship just to have him and his friends brutally murdered by a death cult?
Can I scream here? Is this a good place to scream?
November 17, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Can I scream here? Is this a good place to scream?
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“Rude f*cking doll!”
November 8, 2024 at 3:03 AM
“Rude f*cking doll!”