Chris
@chrissayshi.bsky.social
elderly gay person (38) in chicago, Illinois. nice but sometimes horny on main
“I love to look at television” - Diane Keaton
“I love to look at television” - Diane Keaton
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Chris
@chrissayshi.bsky.social
· May 7
jb pritzker please bring back the navy pier imax
well someone’s gotta go first and it might as well be me
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
well someone’s gotta go first and it might as well be me
In 1994 you could see Donny Osmond in a touring production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat for $45 and now that won’t even get you the butthole serum they sell at my brow waxer
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
In 1994 you could see Donny Osmond in a touring production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat for $45 and now that won’t even get you the butthole serum they sell at my brow waxer
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everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
(tw: earnest) my mom died when I was very young and if I was raised believing that she was still alive inside a smartphone it is safe to say that, at best, I would be on a full time grippy sock vacation at this point. whoever is behind this needs a grief counselor and a permanent internet ban
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
(tw: earnest) my mom died when I was very young and if I was raised believing that she was still alive inside a smartphone it is safe to say that, at best, I would be on a full time grippy sock vacation at this point. whoever is behind this needs a grief counselor and a permanent internet ban
I had to order more carpet cleaner (a specific one for a Bissell Little Green Machine) from A*****n and the items it suggested to “fill out your cart” were bulb douches, sage bundles, and Albolene
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I had to order more carpet cleaner (a specific one for a Bissell Little Green Machine) from A*****n and the items it suggested to “fill out your cart” were bulb douches, sage bundles, and Albolene
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You may have seen that 600+ detainees are eligible for release, which is amazing! BUT: you may not know that immigration detainees still have to pay for their freedom-- $1500 bond per person! The Midwest Immigration Bond Fund is raising money to help people get free, please donate: www.mibfc.org
Midwest Immigration Bond Fund
www.mibfc.org
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
You may have seen that 600+ detainees are eligible for release, which is amazing! BUT: you may not know that immigration detainees still have to pay for their freedom-- $1500 bond per person! The Midwest Immigration Bond Fund is raising money to help people get free, please donate: www.mibfc.org
some good news!
School's out for good: FX has cancelled the high school comedy English Teacher after two seasons.
English Teacher Cancelled After 2 Seasons At FX - TVLine
www.tvline.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
some good news!
please don't be mean to me today i'm too sleepy
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
please don't be mean to me today i'm too sleepy
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me: [trying to fall asleep]
my brain: talk about LENGTH talk about drama talk about STONES talk about comfort (so lightweight) J-427031 these are your red carpet linear drop earrings don’t you need a great statement earring oh yes ya do
my brain: talk about LENGTH talk about drama talk about STONES talk about comfort (so lightweight) J-427031 these are your red carpet linear drop earrings don’t you need a great statement earring oh yes ya do
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
me: [trying to fall asleep]
my brain: talk about LENGTH talk about drama talk about STONES talk about comfort (so lightweight) J-427031 these are your red carpet linear drop earrings don’t you need a great statement earring oh yes ya do
my brain: talk about LENGTH talk about drama talk about STONES talk about comfort (so lightweight) J-427031 these are your red carpet linear drop earrings don’t you need a great statement earring oh yes ya do
wait toby was straight
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
wait toby was straight
I’d love to be having a slice of viennetta ice cream dessert tonight I can tell you that much
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’d love to be having a slice of viennetta ice cream dessert tonight I can tell you that much
woman seen jaywalking while eating what appears to be crème brûlée…what’s her story
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
woman seen jaywalking while eating what appears to be crème brûlée…what’s her story
what is going on with everyone at the pharmacy these days. it seems like it should be pretty straightforward and yet so many are confused
November 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
what is going on with everyone at the pharmacy these days. it seems like it should be pretty straightforward and yet so many are confused
any adobe software I am trying to use with any urgency whatsoever:
I do not run
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
any adobe software I am trying to use with any urgency whatsoever:
good morning everyone! let’s pull it together today
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
good morning everyone! let’s pull it together today
gagged by all the northern lights pictures. i didn’t see because i was looking at television, of course
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
gagged by all the northern lights pictures. i didn’t see because i was looking at television, of course
this is what it would look like if i visited @thomcb88.bsky.social in prison and we were on those phones where there’s glass in between us
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
this is what it would look like if i visited @thomcb88.bsky.social in prison and we were on those phones where there’s glass in between us
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bronwyn always looks like she was dressed by l*w roach (derogatory)
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
bronwyn always looks like she was dressed by l*w roach (derogatory)
A half dozen oysters and a glass of Rosé is an insane lunch
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
A half dozen oysters and a glass of Rosé is an insane lunch
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comparison is the thief of joy. but so many things on the internet are designed to foster comparison. and i love using the internet
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
comparison is the thief of joy. but so many things on the internet are designed to foster comparison. and i love using the internet
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ada forte, the gilded age, season 3 episode 6:
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
ada forte, the gilded age, season 3 episode 6:
consistently so mad at the past me who mistakenly took preworkout and adderall far too close together in the morning and set a bunch of PRs that mortal me will not be able to match
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
consistently so mad at the past me who mistakenly took preworkout and adderall far too close together in the morning and set a bunch of PRs that mortal me will not be able to match
this is actually true of just my brain all the time now. talk about drama
me: [trying to fall asleep]
my brain: talk about LENGTH talk about drama talk about STONES talk about comfort (so lightweight) J-427031 these are your red carpet linear drop earrings don’t you need a great statement earring oh yes ya do
my brain: talk about LENGTH talk about drama talk about STONES talk about comfort (so lightweight) J-427031 these are your red carpet linear drop earrings don’t you need a great statement earring oh yes ya do
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
this is actually true of just my brain all the time now. talk about drama