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Chris
@chrissayshi.bsky.social
elderly gay person (38) in chicago, Illinois. nice but sometimes horny on main

“I love to look at television” - Diane Keaton
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jb pritzker please bring back the navy pier imax
well someone’s gotta go first and it might as well be me
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
In 1994 you could see Donny Osmond in a touring production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat for $45 and now that won’t even get you the butthole serum they sell at my brow waxer
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
(tw: earnest) my mom died when I was very young and if I was raised believing that she was still alive inside a smartphone it is safe to say that, at best, I would be on a full time grippy sock vacation at this point. whoever is behind this needs a grief counselor and a permanent internet ban
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I had to order more carpet cleaner (a specific one for a Bissell Little Green Machine) from A*****n and the items it suggested to “fill out your cart” were bulb douches, sage bundles, and Albolene
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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You may have seen that 600+ detainees are eligible for release, which is amazing! BUT: you may not know that immigration detainees still have to pay for their freedom-- $1500 bond per person! The Midwest Immigration Bond Fund is raising money to help people get free, please donate: www.mibfc.org
Midwest Immigration Bond Fund
www.mibfc.org
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
some good news!
School's out for good: FX has cancelled the high school comedy English Teacher after two seasons.
English Teacher Cancelled After 2 Seasons At FX - TVLine
www.tvline.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
please don't be mean to me today i'm too sleepy
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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me: [trying to fall asleep]
my brain: talk about LENGTH talk about drama talk about STONES talk about comfort (so lightweight) J-427031 these are your red carpet linear drop earrings don’t you need a great statement earring oh yes ya do
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
wait toby was straight
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’d love to be having a slice of viennetta ice cream dessert tonight I can tell you that much
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
woman seen jaywalking while eating what appears to be crème brûlée…what’s her story
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
what is going on with everyone at the pharmacy these days. it seems like it should be pretty straightforward and yet so many are confused
November 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
any adobe software I am trying to use with any urgency whatsoever:
I do not run
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
good morning everyone! let’s pull it together today
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
gagged by all the northern lights pictures. i didn’t see because i was looking at television, of course
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
this is what it would look like if i visited @thomcb88.bsky.social in prison and we were on those phones where there’s glass in between us
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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bronwyn always looks like she was dressed by l*w roach (derogatory)
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A half dozen oysters and a glass of Rosé is an insane lunch
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I believe Meredith
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
comparison is the thief of joy. but so many things on the internet are designed to foster comparison. and i love using the internet
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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ada forte, the gilded age, season 3 episode 6:
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
consistently so mad at the past me who mistakenly took preworkout and adderall far too close together in the morning and set a bunch of PRs that mortal me will not be able to match
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
this is actually true of just my brain all the time now. talk about drama
me: [trying to fall asleep]
my brain: talk about LENGTH talk about drama talk about STONES talk about comfort (so lightweight) J-427031 these are your red carpet linear drop earrings don’t you need a great statement earring oh yes ya do
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM