Chris Ottenberg
@chrisottenberg.bsky.social
Just an average guy doing average things.
Twitch Streaming: https://www.twitch.tv/chrisottenberg
YouTube VODs: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-yeUgcGx8dj17sjSWlQz_A
Discord: https://discord.gg/NmPcYHmscU
Twitch Streaming: https://www.twitch.tv/chrisottenberg
YouTube VODs: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-yeUgcGx8dj17sjSWlQz_A
Discord: https://discord.gg/NmPcYHmscU
All such flavored things are fake flavors. Unless you're making the thing then reducing it to be used as such and making your own chips, you're not gonna get "real" flavor.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
All such flavored things are fake flavors. Unless you're making the thing then reducing it to be used as such and making your own chips, you're not gonna get "real" flavor.
Isn't flavor technology great? Name a flavor and it can probably be made.
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Isn't flavor technology great? Name a flavor and it can probably be made.
Thanksgiving leftovers are best leftovers, full stop.
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Thanksgiving leftovers are best leftovers, full stop.
Then they went into a... Tailspin.
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Then they went into a... Tailspin.
Don't know about all dogs, but female dogs want chew toys. Bitches love chew toys.
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Don't know about all dogs, but female dogs want chew toys. Bitches love chew toys.
Most cats are four pawed.
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Most cats are four pawed.
"troll pretending to be a woman" describes half the internet.
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"troll pretending to be a woman" describes half the internet.
Is she a Pawadin?
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Is she a Pawadin?
Embrace the hair loss.
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Embrace the hair loss.
Use something she can't phase though? Oh, wait, wrong universe.
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Use something she can't phase though? Oh, wait, wrong universe.
MILF attack, good
DILF attack, good
GILF attack, good
WILF attack, bad?
DILF attack, good
GILF attack, good
WILF attack, bad?
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
MILF attack, good
DILF attack, good
GILF attack, good
WILF attack, bad?
DILF attack, good
GILF attack, good
WILF attack, bad?
Is my medallion vibrating, or am I just happy to see you?
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Is my medallion vibrating, or am I just happy to see you?
Bet it's got some killer dance moves.
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Bet it's got some killer dance moves.
Not a problem with my cats. Both of them only paw at the box or around the box. The only litter that leaves the box is any that sticks to their paws while in the box.
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Not a problem with my cats. Both of them only paw at the box or around the box. The only litter that leaves the box is any that sticks to their paws while in the box.
Will be revealed as a home reno show that only deals with fences around houses, so of course there's loads of gates.
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Will be revealed as a home reno show that only deals with fences around houses, so of course there's loads of gates.
Yellow snow and ice.
Do not eat.
Do not eat.
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Yellow snow and ice.
Do not eat.
Do not eat.
It was the geezer in the freezer.
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It was the geezer in the freezer.
When someone can't be bothered to properly edit an image.
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
When someone can't be bothered to properly edit an image.
More like several bags of chips.
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
More like several bags of chips.
No, those kids need parents/grandparents who teach them to fix things themselves rather than just buying the new stuff.
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
No, those kids need parents/grandparents who teach them to fix things themselves rather than just buying the new stuff.
Trying to find something to say but there are no words that would fit.
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Trying to find something to say but there are no words that would fit.
Putting the class back in to classic.
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Putting the class back in to classic.