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Chris Ottenberg
@chrisottenberg.bsky.social
Just an average guy doing average things.

Twitch Streaming: https://www.twitch.tv/chrisottenberg

YouTube VODs: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-yeUgcGx8dj17sjSWlQz_A

Discord: https://discord.gg/NmPcYHmscU
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"Take a Seat" emote but give us Emma Frost's classic skin 🤍 retweet if you agree! @marvel-rivals.bsky.social #marvelrivals #marvelcomics #cosplay
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Just wondering.... Any parents leave malted milk balls around the house at Easter time and say they're Easter Bunny turds?
October 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Wishing you have a Spock-y Halloween.
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October 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
People should return to pooping outdoors.

Boycott Big Toilets.

Join the Bowel Movement.
October 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Remember: "Just following orders" is not an option. You have the right to refuse any order deemed unlawful or too dangerous.
October 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Am I the only one who thinks a character from Alien Earth is a lot like L from Death Note, with the fashion sense of Dr. Who?
October 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
#twitch #gaming #drops

Twitch Streamers requiring people to subscribe in order to earn drops is BS.

People subscribe because they want to support you. Forcing subscriptions only loses followers.

Why do you think people watch for drops? Because they have money to throw at the games? NO!
October 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Dear #Marvel #Disney ,

Please don't do CGI baby again any time soon.
September 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Werewolf Paladin, they pray to their dogs.
September 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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🔴LIVE FROM 6PM BST🔴 Come on Eileen! It's time for more Silent Hill 4: The Room and I will once again be running away from things that make super weird noises. Watch here: www.youtube.com/live/Dcj70bO... or on twitch.tv/platform32
August 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Pirates weren't very good with the alphabet.

They were always talking about the seven Cs when there is only one.
August 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Why are pornstars so bad at TTRPGs?
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Their dice are always cocked.
August 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Logically speaking, Star Trek fans should not work with anything involving circuits. They use diodes, switches, transistors and resistors. But all Trek fans know that resistance is futile.
August 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I'm live, sucking at destroying other tanks, being really good at getting my own tank destroyed.

www.twitch.tv/chrisottenberg

Why watch? Well why not? Let's be honest, boredom mostly.

#twitch #gaming
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
August 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Why play Baldur's Gate III with mods?

Make Astarion Great Again
August 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
For anyone who wants to watch me gaming badly, doing mostly World of Tanks and World of Warships, here's where I am.

Twitch Streaming: www.twitch.tv/chrisottenberg

YouTube VODs: www.youtube.com/channel/UC-y...

Discord: discord.gg/NmPcYHmscU

#twitch #gaming #worldoftanks #worldofwarships
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
August 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Fashion designers are living in a material world.
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August 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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TL cleanse:
August 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Starting my streaming day with Warships then moving over to Tanks.

Come join me if you're looking for some bad gameplay done badly.

www.twitch.tv/chrisottenberg
chrisottenberg - Twitch
WoT/WoWs
www.twitch.tv
July 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I'm live, sucking at destroying other tanks, being really good at getting my own tank destroyed.

www.twitch.tv/chrisottenberg

Why watch? Well why not? Let's be honest, boredom mostly.
chrisottenberg - Twitch
WoT/WoWs
www.twitch.tv
July 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I've been playing World of Tanks and World of Warships for, well, not long compared to most who play it.

I decided to start streaming. Low tiers for both ships and tanks, and low skill all around.

If you're really bored, www.twitch.tv/chrisottenberg

#worldoftanks #worldofwarships #twitch
chrisottenberg - Twitch
Just a not very good gamer doing a not very good stream.
www.twitch.tv
July 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
July 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war. Only the dogs of war are Corgies.
July 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Vehicles have Heat and AC, right? The worst thing about them is that it takes what feels like forever to actually start to fill the cabin. With all the materials that exist today, why has no one developed something for hot/cold storage that attaches to those to give an initial blast of hot/cold?
June 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM