Chris Martin
@chrismartinsilva.bsky.social
✖️Not in Coldplay 🏴 English 🇬🇧 Age is but a number.. that keeps increasing. 📈 Part Time Gamer 🎮 My mother has the heart of a lion & a lifetime ban from the zoo 🚫
www.facebook.com/share/p/1Brr... Man V Fat Cambridge has been amazing for me so pleased check @ManVFat today for football and rugby
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
www.facebook.com/share/p/1Brr... Man V Fat Cambridge has been amazing for me so pleased check @ManVFat today for football and rugby
What a week :(
December 11, 2024 at 4:44 PM
What a week :(
As an @ipswichtown.bsky.social fan. This makes me happy. Sure #ManchesterUnited are not the powerhouse of yesteryear but they're still a global recognised and respected top six side. Little Ipswich drew with them. I'm a proud Tractor Boy!
November 24, 2024 at 6:51 PM
As an @ipswichtown.bsky.social fan. This makes me happy. Sure #ManchesterUnited are not the powerhouse of yesteryear but they're still a global recognised and respected top six side. Little Ipswich drew with them. I'm a proud Tractor Boy!
Last night:
"I have forgotten something but I cannot remember what.."
This morning:
Electric cuts off.
"..put electric on meter. That's what I forgot"
Moral of the story:
You may forget things at times but it comes back to you. Especially the important stuff
At least that's how I'm justifying it
"I have forgotten something but I cannot remember what.."
This morning:
Electric cuts off.
"..put electric on meter. That's what I forgot"
Moral of the story:
You may forget things at times but it comes back to you. Especially the important stuff
At least that's how I'm justifying it
November 22, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Last night:
"I have forgotten something but I cannot remember what.."
This morning:
Electric cuts off.
"..put electric on meter. That's what I forgot"
Moral of the story:
You may forget things at times but it comes back to you. Especially the important stuff
At least that's how I'm justifying it
"I have forgotten something but I cannot remember what.."
This morning:
Electric cuts off.
"..put electric on meter. That's what I forgot"
Moral of the story:
You may forget things at times but it comes back to you. Especially the important stuff
At least that's how I'm justifying it
Training day number two..
November 21, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Training day number two..
November 20, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Crayfish baguette with chips and slaw
November 20, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Crayfish baguette with chips and slaw
Posh looking water in the casual side of the restaurant/bar here
November 20, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Posh looking water in the casual side of the restaurant/bar here
Not a golfer but can see the appeal of it as very tranquil. Prefer to go for long walks as that's free. This won't be.
November 20, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Not a golfer but can see the appeal of it as very tranquil. Prefer to go for long walks as that's free. This won't be.
Currently doing induction training at a very nice looking hotel that has very scenic views. Even though I'm cold to the bones and the heating is nonexistent.
November 20, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Currently doing induction training at a very nice looking hotel that has very scenic views. Even though I'm cold to the bones and the heating is nonexistent.
I chose the Baltimore Ravens as my NFL team during my teenage years. Had hoped they might beat the Steelers. Alas it was not to be.
November 18, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I chose the Baltimore Ravens as my NFL team during my teenage years. Had hoped they might beat the Steelers. Alas it was not to be.
Ready to collapse now. Ready for shift at 08:00, finished shift at 20:00. Dad fell & was taken to hospital. Got him home at 01:00 after the exam/scans/x-rays. Back home for me at 01:30. Try to climb stairs & slip into bed or just curl into a fetal position on the floor. Haven't made my mind up yet.
November 18, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Ready to collapse now. Ready for shift at 08:00, finished shift at 20:00. Dad fell & was taken to hospital. Got him home at 01:00 after the exam/scans/x-rays. Back home for me at 01:30. Try to climb stairs & slip into bed or just curl into a fetal position on the floor. Haven't made my mind up yet.
Super glue the cut. Massive lump on head. Black eye. CAT scan. Chest x-ray. Doctors checking him. Dad has no bleed on the brain. Just going to look like he had actually boxed Jake Paul or Iron Mike.
November 18, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Super glue the cut. Massive lump on head. Black eye. CAT scan. Chest x-ray. Doctors checking him. Dad has no bleed on the brain. Just going to look like he had actually boxed Jake Paul or Iron Mike.
I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre.
She said, 'Are you having me on?'
I said, 'Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything.
She said, 'Are you having me on?'
I said, 'Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything.
November 18, 2024 at 12:06 AM
I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre.
She said, 'Are you having me on?'
I said, 'Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything.
She said, 'Are you having me on?'
I said, 'Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything.
"Cos it's strange, isn't it.
You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you.
But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in.
November 18, 2024 at 12:05 AM
"Cos it's strange, isn't it.
You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you.
But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in.
I had a meal last night,
I ordered everything in French,
surprised everybody,
It was a Chinese restaurant.
I ordered everything in French,
surprised everybody,
It was a Chinese restaurant.
November 17, 2024 at 11:57 PM
I had a meal last night,
I ordered everything in French,
surprised everybody,
It was a Chinese restaurant.
I ordered everything in French,
surprised everybody,
It was a Chinese restaurant.
Finished my shift tonight to find out that my dad has had a huge fall and been taken to hospital. Might be a long night for me. And him obviously.
Remember if you have a fall, no matter your age, and hit your head or believe they have. Please get it checked. Better safe than sorry.
Remember if you have a fall, no matter your age, and hit your head or believe they have. Please get it checked. Better safe than sorry.
November 17, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Finished my shift tonight to find out that my dad has had a huge fall and been taken to hospital. Might be a long night for me. And him obviously.
Remember if you have a fall, no matter your age, and hit your head or believe they have. Please get it checked. Better safe than sorry.
Remember if you have a fall, no matter your age, and hit your head or believe they have. Please get it checked. Better safe than sorry.
Three back-to-back twelve hour shifts completed 👍
November 17, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Three back-to-back twelve hour shifts completed 👍
Reposted by Chris Martin
Hi Bluesky, we’re Call Me Ted - a fan-led project working with artists to create gig-style posters for every @ipswichtown.bsky.social home game in our return season to the Premier League 💙
#itfc #premierleague #illustration
#itfc #premierleague #illustration
November 16, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Hi Bluesky, we’re Call Me Ted - a fan-led project working with artists to create gig-style posters for every @ipswichtown.bsky.social home game in our return season to the Premier League 💙
#itfc #premierleague #illustration
#itfc #premierleague #illustration
Reposted by Chris Martin
Ravens-Steelers, but with control of the AFC North on the line 👀
📺: #BALvsPIT – Sunday 1pm ET on CBS/Paramount+
📱: watch.nfl.com
📺: #BALvsPIT – Sunday 1pm ET on CBS/Paramount+
📱: watch.nfl.com
November 16, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Ravens-Steelers, but with control of the AFC North on the line 👀
📺: #BALvsPIT – Sunday 1pm ET on CBS/Paramount+
📱: watch.nfl.com
📺: #BALvsPIT – Sunday 1pm ET on CBS/Paramount+
📱: watch.nfl.com
It feels like original twitter days. Following celebrities and remembering some interactions with them from those days. Distant memory for them but fond ones for me.
November 15, 2024 at 2:48 PM
It feels like original twitter days. Following celebrities and remembering some interactions with them from those days. Distant memory for them but fond ones for me.
This still makes me so happy @ipswichtown.bsky.social
November 15, 2024 at 12:14 AM
This still makes me so happy @ipswichtown.bsky.social
Saw a specialist who asked me: "Are you familiar with the phrase faecal impaction?" I said I think I saw that one with Glenn Close and Michael Douglas
November 15, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Saw a specialist who asked me: "Are you familiar with the phrase faecal impaction?" I said I think I saw that one with Glenn Close and Michael Douglas