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Chris Johns
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Web Engineer - Not spider-webs though, those are scary

“Be curious, not judgmental.” - Ted Lasso
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I definitely don’t have a grudge against #Netflix
“Netflix to open their own restaurant” A comment below that image shows: “Are you enjoying your meal sir?” “Yeah it’s amazing!” “Splendid” *Removes it from the menu*
May 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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"My name is Harry Potter" "Hello Harry Potter, my name is ChatGPT"
February 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Proper prompt formatting for LLMs:
Goal, Return Format, Warnings, and Context Dump
Goal I want a list of the best unique weekend getaways within two hours of New York City. Each destination should provide a cool and unique experience and be lesser known Return Format For each getaway, return the name of the destination as I'd find it on travel guides, then provide the starting address, the ending address (if applicable), distance, drive time, duration of the experience, and what makes it a cool and unique adventure. Return the top 3. Warnings Be careful to make sure that the name of the location is correct, that it actually exists, and that the time is correct. Context Dump For context: my partner and I love exploring! We've done pretty much all of the well-known spots in our city, whether it's popular museums, parks, or local attractions. We definitely want to get out of town — we did a small road trip recently to a nearby landmark, and it was really long and tiring, so we're in the mood for something different this weekend! Water views would still be nice. We love great food. One thing I really enjoyed about our last trip was that it ended with a fun celebration (arriving somewhere cool for dinner!). Historical sites and hidden gems are great, but we've done a lot of those already. We won't be seeing each other for a few weeks (they have to travel for work), so the uniqueness here really counts.
February 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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“It’s al about the greater good” “The greater good” “How can this be for the greater good?” “The greater good”
February 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Why I trust #ApplePay over #GooglePay
A diagram comparing Apple Pay and Google Pay security systems. The image shows two parallel flows: On the left, Apple Pay uses a Device Account Number (DAN) stored in a secure chip, connecting to an e-commerce server and bank. On the right, Google Pay routes credit card info through Google servers before connecting to the e-commerce server and bank. Both systems start with a user's credit card information at the top. The diagram uses blue arrows for secure data flow and red arrows for credit card information transfer.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
December 2, 2024 at 7:26 AM
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“Free Speech”
Elon Musk tweet that says, “There will be consequences for those who pushed foreign interference hoaxes.” 8:06 AM - Nov 16, 2024
November 17, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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A family member was completely outraged and in shock when Obama bowed to a Japanese emperor (which followed tradition).

And yet, silence when this happened:
President Trump in 2018 appearing to salute a North Korean General; the General attempting to shake Trump’s hand.
November 15, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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The “InfoWars” logo, but with “The Onion”’s logo replacing the O.
November 15, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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Just sitting here listening to music… realizing that I have a max limit of 30 minutes to disassociate.
A parking stall sign that says “30 minute parking only”.
November 10, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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Uneducated, young, white males
Graphic showing exit poll numbers based off of key demographics. Kamala Harris vs Donald Trump Gender Male: 42% to 55% Female: 53% to 45% Race White: 41% to 57% Black: 85% to 13% Hispanic/Latino: 52% to 46% Asian: 54% to 39% Other: 42% to 54% Age 18-29: 54% to 43% 30-44: 49% to 48% 45-64: 44% to 54% 65+: 49% to 49% Education College graduate: 55% to 42% No college degree: 42% to 56%
November 7, 2024 at 9:56 AM
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"One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We're no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It's simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we've been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back." - Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World
November 7, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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I put a decoy/fake “roofing” event on my Google Calendar, just to see if they’re scraping that data or using my calendar to serve ads back to me… and sure enough, there’s an advertisement on my YouTube feed for roof replacement.
Yes, I know… It’s silly of me to want privacy. 🙄
Calendar event showing, "Get Home Roof Replaced" in Google Calendar. YouTube showing sponsoring "Roofing" advertising.
November 6, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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Multi-streaming gameplay using dual PC setup feels just…
Digital art of Pacha from Emperor's New Groove making his signature 'just right' gesture with closed eyes and an OK hand signal (chef's kiss), wearing his green poncho against a dark red background.
November 6, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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Image of 3 slices of "Captain Jack Sparrow" from Pirates of Caribbean. First slice shows text: "Backend Developer" - he looks interested in a rock he's holding. Second slice shows text: "CSS" - and him licking the rock. Third slice shows him recoiling in disgust.
November 6, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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I like my new MacBook decal
November 9, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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Look guys I'm in Paris!!!
Jk it's just Las V. <a href="http://t.co/MbZtf0NR3i" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://t.co/MbZtf0NR3i
November 9, 2024 at 5:31 PM