Chris Jay Becker 🇺🇸
@chrisjaybecker.bsky.social
The Official Bluesky Social account for Writer, Comedian, and occasional Author Chris Jay Becker.
We’re caught in a tractor beam…
October 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
We’re caught in a tractor beam…
FUN FACT: It was originally Wookie till Lucas realized that a forest moon full of Chewbaccas would terrify children. So they made them Teddy Bear sized and changed Wookie to Ewok. A reduced anagram.
October 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
FUN FACT: It was originally Wookie till Lucas realized that a forest moon full of Chewbaccas would terrify children. So they made them Teddy Bear sized and changed Wookie to Ewok. A reduced anagram.
I use my real name, not a Troll name like hotjugsbev3. Your real name is probably Ryan or Kyle or Cody.
October 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I use my real name, not a Troll name like hotjugsbev3. Your real name is probably Ryan or Kyle or Cody.
I would agree, but I’m a Seattle Mariners fan and the Jays have 2 World Series Championships while my team has never even BEEN to the World Series.
October 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I would agree, but I’m a Seattle Mariners fan and the Jays have 2 World Series Championships while my team has never even BEEN to the World Series.
Have you noticed that The Donald is starting to resemble Jabba the Hutt? The resemblance is uncanny.
October 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Have you noticed that The Donald is starting to resemble Jabba the Hutt? The resemblance is uncanny.
At times, but my apartment kitchenette is so small and poorly equipped I only really cook simple food. No point in getting fancy just to feed myself alone.
May 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
At times, but my apartment kitchenette is so small and poorly equipped I only really cook simple food. No point in getting fancy just to feed myself alone.
No, not really.
May 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
No, not really.
Henry VIII is my 15th-Great Grandfather! Can you see the family resemblance?
May 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Henry VIII is my 15th-Great Grandfather! Can you see the family resemblance?
Bow down before the Von Trapp you serve…
May 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Bow down before the Von Trapp you serve…
Indian or Indie? My favorite Indian foods are Tikka Masala, Biryani, Tandoori Chicken, Butter Chicken, Garlic Naan, I even like Gulab Jamin although they can get disgustingly sweet.
May 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Indian or Indie? My favorite Indian foods are Tikka Masala, Biryani, Tandoori Chicken, Butter Chicken, Garlic Naan, I even like Gulab Jamin although they can get disgustingly sweet.
I LOVE Indian food.
May 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I LOVE Indian food.
Fire as in GOOD. Not as in spicy.
May 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Fire as in GOOD. Not as in spicy.
Indian food is FIRE! Ten years ago, in Los Angeles, they even tried a simplified menu at a place called Urban Masala… it was kinda like the Subway or the Chipotle of Indian food… order at the counter, assembly-line style. All they served was Chicken Tikka Masala… but even THAT was good.
May 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Indian food is FIRE! Ten years ago, in Los Angeles, they even tried a simplified menu at a place called Urban Masala… it was kinda like the Subway or the Chipotle of Indian food… order at the counter, assembly-line style. All they served was Chicken Tikka Masala… but even THAT was good.
Of course we missed you!
January 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Of course we missed you!
RFK Sr would be embarrassed by Junior’s Reactionary politics.
December 1, 2024 at 7:59 PM
RFK Sr would be embarrassed by Junior’s Reactionary politics.
It’s in Cruise’s contract, I think. Kinda like it’s in Ralph Fiennes contract that he must show his ass in every movie he’s in. Even Disney movies.
November 24, 2024 at 2:11 AM
It’s in Cruise’s contract, I think. Kinda like it’s in Ralph Fiennes contract that he must show his ass in every movie he’s in. Even Disney movies.
Remember when the salad bar at Sizzler was amazing? #ILoveLA #Angeleno4Life
November 24, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Remember when the salad bar at Sizzler was amazing? #ILoveLA #Angeleno4Life
Sisters build each other up, they don’t tear each other down. Brothers, too.
November 24, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Sisters build each other up, they don’t tear each other down. Brothers, too.
I first dreamed of California’s secession in 1970 when I was 11 years old in Atascadero, CA. I was in my sixth-grade class and I saw the State Flag with the words California Republic on it. Our beloved Bear Flag. And I said, “Someday… In MY lifetime.”
November 23, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I first dreamed of California’s secession in 1970 when I was 11 years old in Atascadero, CA. I was in my sixth-grade class and I saw the State Flag with the words California Republic on it. Our beloved Bear Flag. And I said, “Someday… In MY lifetime.”
Besides, if we’re Liberal and Left Wing (labels I wear as badges of honor), they’re Reactionary and Right Wing. To take it further, if we’re Socialist/Communists, they’re Fascists/Nazis. The Pendulum Swings!
November 23, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Besides, if we’re Liberal and Left Wing (labels I wear as badges of honor), they’re Reactionary and Right Wing. To take it further, if we’re Socialist/Communists, they’re Fascists/Nazis. The Pendulum Swings!