Shooters shoot

Failing my father by putting a bandaid on an actively bleeding wound

Got so good at not bragging that my friends would describe me as actively cruel to myself

I feel like throwing a brick at a kid would fix me

I hate asking my grandma what’s she up to during the week cause it’s always funerals

Pretty cool how hanging out with other 30 year olds now is just sitting around until someone realizes how long ago 2019 was

They delivered my package to the event horizon again

Abbot and Costello, for girls

Shout out to this guy I’m Facebook friends with who mostly just posts these weird graphics whenever a celebrity dies
I don’t know if he makes them, or finds them, or what
But he never misses a death