They share a little bit of border but not nearly that much. Pretty sure you are thinking West Virginia.

For my uncle Billy’s wedding, his brother wrote “Help Me” on his shoe bottoms in white polish. Imagine the priest throwing the emergency brake on the wedding when it wasn’t even your joke.

Nobody should have to play Candy Land. I used to rig the deck in my toddler’s favor whenever we played Candy Land. Neither child questioned why they won in an average of eight moves.

New Mexico State

I get why the world moved on and it is best that book isn’t circulated any more. But it did a helluva lot to start junior high me to learning and understanding just how terribly America had treated minorities. As I continued, I finally learned that wasn’t a past tense issue.

I hate the fact someone beat me to the punch on the Bitter Beer Face joke.

Bitter sewage, no matter how many packets of sugar you dump in.

I stayed at the Days Inn on South Blvd. the night before the 1999 Iron Bowl. I assure you the room pictured here would have been an upgrade by an order of magnitude.

Apparently “No.”

Stealing from a Facebook friend: LOLSOB

Iranians work fast.

Had fungus on his shower shoes.

in the last 365 days the florida panthers have won the stanley cup twice and florida state university has won a football game twice

Being a random sportsball nut at a protest march is surprisingly valuable. Turns out you can get a quiet chant going loud and proud while only using the volume associated with weeknight non-conference basketball.