Chris D Brown
@chrisdeebrown.bsky.social
Engineering Lead, idiot. he/him
Maybe the corporate desert totem is Geoff’s source of power? Have we tried smashing it?
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Maybe the corporate desert totem is Geoff’s source of power? Have we tried smashing it?
Couldn’t Organise A Piss-Up In A Brewery Party
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Couldn’t Organise A Piss-Up In A Brewery Party
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November 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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bungie make the best looking, best playing console shooters on the market and none of the competition has really come close in over 2 decades. yet every decision management has ever made has been as if they were time travellers sent back from the future to somehow force them into failure
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
bungie make the best looking, best playing console shooters on the market and none of the competition has really come close in over 2 decades. yet every decision management has ever made has been as if they were time travellers sent back from the future to somehow force them into failure
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We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.
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Manhood is patience. Mastery is nine times patience.
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Manhood is patience. Mastery is nine times patience.
Hell yeah
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Hell yeah
Half Life 3 will just be Gordon Freeman walking around 1:1 replicas of Gabe Newells yacht fleet and going "Huh! Wow!" for 40 hours
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Half Life 3 will just be Gordon Freeman walking around 1:1 replicas of Gabe Newells yacht fleet and going "Huh! Wow!" for 40 hours
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First day as a backend engineer at #cloudflare today. Found a minor bug and fixed it using ChatGPT. Let's see where the journey takes me.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
First day as a backend engineer at #cloudflare today. Found a minor bug and fixed it using ChatGPT. Let's see where the journey takes me.
CLOUDFLARE OUTAGE YEAhhhHHHHhHH
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
CLOUDFLARE OUTAGE YEAhhhHHHHhHH
Had someone reply "Em... nope!" to us posting a job advert on LinkedIn and it's absolutely ended me, incredible behaviour
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Had someone reply "Em... nope!" to us posting a job advert on LinkedIn and it's absolutely ended me, incredible behaviour
Thought “We can’t work out how to resurrect James Bond” was gonna be the funniest thing I read today until Elon pulled out the heater
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Thought “We can’t work out how to resurrect James Bond” was gonna be the funniest thing I read today until Elon pulled out the heater
Comments on this once again prove there should be a mandatory "Do you understand what a review is?" test before being allowed to read any
For Arc Raiders to ride the wave of human sociability all the way to the bank, while also being so contemptuous of the thing that makes us social animals in its own workflow demonstrates a lack of artistic integrity that I find impossible to ignore.
Our review: https://bit.ly/49bVn01
Our review: https://bit.ly/49bVn01
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Comments on this once again prove there should be a mandatory "Do you understand what a review is?" test before being allowed to read any
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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"We realised that all those folk we fired for unionising were actually making the game"
Grand Theft Auto VI delayed to Nov 19, 2026 www.rockstargames.com/newswire/art...
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"We realised that all those folk we fired for unionising were actually making the game"
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Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
Accidentally saw some “translators are woke” discourse and it’s great how none of these idiots understand nuance in their native language far less one they don’t actually speak
November 3, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Accidentally saw some “translators are woke” discourse and it’s great how none of these idiots understand nuance in their native language far less one they don’t actually speak
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Happy Halloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Happy Halloween 🎃
I thought the whole point of baseball was lasting 40 hours so you could get drunk enough to riot afterwards
October 28, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I thought the whole point of baseball was lasting 40 hours so you could get drunk enough to riot afterwards
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They should invent a way out that isn't through
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
They should invent a way out that isn't through
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the key to game design is to imagine the target audience for your game and then imagine how you would make them the most upset
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
the key to game design is to imagine the target audience for your game and then imagine how you would make them the most upset
The saving grace of Death Stranding 2 is that Sam as a character simply doesn't give a shit about anything happening in the plot, making him the perfect audience stand-in
October 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The saving grace of Death Stranding 2 is that Sam as a character simply doesn't give a shit about anything happening in the plot, making him the perfect audience stand-in