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ChrisBracken
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The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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I don't know what to say. Except that an extinction event is long overdue.
An ad on TikTok. A woman is holding a blanket up for sale. It shows Shrek with a Hitler haircut and moustache above the text "Mein Swampf". Above the ad it says "cool gift".
October 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I know this isn't really adding any helpful solutions to the mess we're in, but I need to vent.
Jeremy Corbyn in a kitchen with three women. He is stirring a bowl of food mixture and saying "Anyone fancy a big dollop of I Fucking Warned You, Didn't I?"
September 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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A chopping board with tripe on it.
August 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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"Obviously the police will implement the law" - Kier Starmer August 2025.
A man (well, far-right thug) holds a flag in front of a policeman at a hotel protest. The policeman is looking away, apparently ignoring it. The flag shows a skull in a military beret with a dagger behind it. The flag reads "Kill 'em all let god sort 'em out"
August 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Martin Scorsese sitting facing the camera in black and white. His open hands are palm towards us, raised to head level. The image bears the phrase in bold white text "Absolute Cinema".
August 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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A picture of tripe.
August 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Today's Private Eye.
The front cover of today's Private Eye magazine. Headline - "Starmer: UK will recognise Palestine". Image - Netanyahu standing in front of an utterly devastated Gaza saying, in a word balloon, "No one will recognise Palestine after I've finished with it"
August 6, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Every time. This is all I can see.
Actor Adrian Edmondson portraying the character Eddie Hitler
July 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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All Party Parliamentary Group report on Labour's disability cuts has been published. Link here: appgpovertyinequality.org.uk/wp-content/u...

Recommendations below. Insufficient room for alt text but I hope the link will suffice. Recommendations on p29. #Disability #WelfareNotWarfare #TakingThePIP
All Party Parliamentary Group report on Labour's disability cuts recommendations
June 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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On special occasions my daughter likes to handmake Kirby cards for me. Also includes a handmade jack-in-the-box present reveal. You may sense a theme.
A small card with a represtation of the character Kirby dressed as the book protagonist Dungeon Crawler Carl titled Dungeon Crawler Koib. Beside him is a pink Kirbified cat drawing of Carl's partner Princess Donut. A small paper box with a pop-out Kirby character holding a sign that says "Audible Credits".
June 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Rachel Reeves. Leeds West and Pudsey. Majority 12392. PIP recipients 7561.

"She is a practising Christian" - current Wikipedia page.
A headline from the Guardian with a photo of Rachel Reeves. Her constituency party plan to write to her over her plans to cut disability benefits.
May 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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A meme: animated character Peter Griffin sits in a car dressed in generic middle-eastern garb while someone holds a set of colour cards next to his face. The lighter colours are marked "visa" while the darker colours say "no visa".
May 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Private Eye of course.
A picture headed "How the job has changed them". On the left side is an image of Kier Starmer and Rachel Reeves subtitled "May 2024", and on the right is an image of David Cameron and George Osborne subtitled "March 2025".
April 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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I saw a post claiming overreaction to Labour's proposed disability cuts and thought their analysis might be worth a look. Then I saw this:
A Bluesky post with user details erased discussing the shift of Corbyn supporters to the Greens, calling the former rabid and claiming issues regarding antisemitism.
March 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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"She's turned the weans against us."

(Apologies for the cultural appropriation)
Keir Starmer stands behind a lecturn in the United States backed by the US and UK flags saying "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom."
February 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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"Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough."

(music optional)
Keir Starmer stands behind a lecturn in the United States backed by the US and UK flags saying "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom."
February 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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"Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace."
Keir Starmer stands behind a lecturn in the United States backed by the US and UK flags saying "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom."
February 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Current UK economic and social policy.
A sign, white text on a black background, "The beatings will continue until morale improves".
February 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I mean...
Elon Musk doing a Nazi salute pictured on the BBC news site with the headline "Elon Musk's gesture at Trump rally draws scrutiny"
January 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source...
January 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM