Not wanting to do something on April 1st because it might be perceived as a prank is not superstitious unless you believe there's some kind of divine presence intertwining April Fool's Day.

Every 3 year old's dream is to make it to 4 and use the Chewy app

Sunken treasure - https://chicagoreader.com/arts-culture/theater/theater-review/the-ship-and-the-sea-curious-theatre-branch/

President Stupid is just proving that America needs to neuter the executive branch. Biden should have self-neutered before he choose not to run again...three years ago.

White Sands, where the sounds you make seem to die right out of your mouth but actually end up emerging out of another mound of sand

I'm in the market for a new coffee mug that can't be, under any circumstances whatsoever, be knocked over when I place it down near my feet when I'm out in the world. Also must be light and attractive and cost only slightly more than the coffee I pour into it.