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Chris Baty
@chrisbaty.bsky.social
Writer, former word nerd at Figma, and founder of NaNoWriMo.

Doing NaNoWriMo this fall? Check out www.nano2.org!

🏝️Alameda, CA
Handpainted sign by www.analogsigns.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Spotted in a window in Fort Bragg, CA.
October 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Newbie cat parent with a question. We adopted two strays a few months ago—a mom and her orange tabby son.

Every time they see us they act like they haven't eaten in weeks, so we've been feeding them 3 times a day. That's too much, right? We want to dial it back, but we fear their hangry wrath.
October 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I discovered travel sites ARE showing higher per-night room prices to people they think are in SF vs. KC.

But the total costs for the booking end up being the same regardless of location. Everyone pays the same after taxes and fees are included.

Weird, right? Examples below...
January 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
December 20, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Just learned PLOS ONE rejected my paper on the implications of different apple-sticker disposal techniques.

Thanks to everyone who took the survey! To get around the gatekeepers in Big Science, I’m releasing the findings for peer review and/or MacArthur Fellowship consideration below.
December 10, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Could you help me settle an argument?

The scenario: You’re in the kitchen, about to eat an apple. You peel this sticker off it.

Where does the sticker go next?

A. The trash
B. Your shirt
C. The counter
D. Elsewhere (please explain)
December 4, 2024 at 5:38 AM
A year ago when we were putting away our Christmas stuff, we wrote up some hopes and predictions for 2024, along with a quick sketch of our day-to-day lives. Then we sealed it in an envelope and slipped it into a box with our stockings.

Last night we opened The Envelope.
November 30, 2024 at 7:47 PM
I just unearthed a 1990 photo collage of my high school bedroom.

Dang! So many Gen X alterna-teen artifacts.

-Floating heads of Robert Smith and Paul Westerberg!
-Commodore Amiga to post on @sgranger.bsky.social’s BBS named after two “Life in Hell” characters!
-B&W TV brought up from the basement!
November 19, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Hi! My name is Chris.
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​​I’m a writer who founded NaNoWriMo many moons ago and ran it until 2012. I’ve spent the last decade doing UX writing, most recently at Figma.

I’m currently taking some time off to finish a novel and figure out where to hang this majestic oil painting. Nice to meet you!
November 14, 2024 at 9:05 PM