chocolatetarte
@chocolatetarte.bsky.social
lover of cats, cake and chocolate.
we will let them be first in line.
December 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
we will let them be first in line.
thank you. just....thank you. for being you, and saving the street dogs.
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
thank you. just....thank you. for being you, and saving the street dogs.
Then why are we looking at your ass?
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Then why are we looking at your ass?
Also, I mean, the drugs must have been several feet deep in the ocean at that moment?
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Also, I mean, the drugs must have been several feet deep in the ocean at that moment?
They probably had the tools in them to rebuild the boat, if we believe old Tom the runner.
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
They probably had the tools in them to rebuild the boat, if we believe old Tom the runner.
And I don’t. Seems they deserved each other, and then she jumped into the fire with Bobby. Yuck.
December 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
And I don’t. Seems they deserved each other, and then she jumped into the fire with Bobby. Yuck.
Shhhhhhh….we don’t want her to pick up bad habits!
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Shhhhhhh….we don’t want her to pick up bad habits!
i really don't want to say "welcome to what you voted for," but i have found that i have said this a lot this year, while at the same time HATING ICE and the hunting down and kidnapping of people.
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
i really don't want to say "welcome to what you voted for," but i have found that i have said this a lot this year, while at the same time HATING ICE and the hunting down and kidnapping of people.
i'm convinced that those times that butterscotch is really mad at me, he will make himself vomit on the rug right at the front door, so that when i step into the flat, lights not yet on, i will surely step in it. there is no other reason for him to choose THAT spot on a regular basis for the vomit.
December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i'm convinced that those times that butterscotch is really mad at me, he will make himself vomit on the rug right at the front door, so that when i step into the flat, lights not yet on, i will surely step in it. there is no other reason for him to choose THAT spot on a regular basis for the vomit.
There is nothing in my home that does not belong to butterscotch. Nothing.
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
There is nothing in my home that does not belong to butterscotch. Nothing.
the Drumpf family surely were on the shallowest end of the gene pool....they are every one of them ugly as sin, because every one of them has a soul of the blackest coal. the outside can't help itself.
December 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
the Drumpf family surely were on the shallowest end of the gene pool....they are every one of them ugly as sin, because every one of them has a soul of the blackest coal. the outside can't help itself.
such weak cowards...three cars and five men to kidnap one woman. stupid fucks.
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
such weak cowards...three cars and five men to kidnap one woman. stupid fucks.
i'm ready to get rid of the rich garbage.
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
i'm ready to get rid of the rich garbage.
Every last pedo slob should be shunned just like this. This made me so happy today.
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Every last pedo slob should be shunned just like this. This made me so happy today.
this fat fuck has never contributed one god damn thing to this country. i'll take "them" over this freak.
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
this fat fuck has never contributed one god damn thing to this country. i'll take "them" over this freak.
all i can say is, if this is the "master race," i'll skip it. all stupid, drug addicted, alcoholic, botoxed, flabby freaks.
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
all i can say is, if this is the "master race," i'll skip it. all stupid, drug addicted, alcoholic, botoxed, flabby freaks.
she just really has no idea, does she?
December 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
she just really has no idea, does she?
so, i've had to open windows, because the candles aren't helping with this toke fest today, and i am FREEZING. i'll jack the heat, because my landlords won't do anything to enforce the no smoking clause in the lease. bunch of jackass participation trophy 20 something dumbasses across the hall.
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
so, i've had to open windows, because the candles aren't helping with this toke fest today, and i am FREEZING. i'll jack the heat, because my landlords won't do anything to enforce the no smoking clause in the lease. bunch of jackass participation trophy 20 something dumbasses across the hall.
also, has it really become a requirement that plastic surgery MUST be the MAGAt look? i mean, they all look exactly the same after surgery. who decided that look was something to be aspired to? the orange shitler?
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
also, has it really become a requirement that plastic surgery MUST be the MAGAt look? i mean, they all look exactly the same after surgery. who decided that look was something to be aspired to? the orange shitler?
these days, anyone can get a teevee show, a law license, a medical license, a cabinet position. no brains required.
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
these days, anyone can get a teevee show, a law license, a medical license, a cabinet position. no brains required.
He’s already killed people to get elected.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
He’s already killed people to get elected.