*A-are you-
*How did you?
[They stare in shock for a moment before simply throwing their knife and catching it.]
*No matter.
*That’ll teach him.

*I admire your effort however.
*But your time is up unfortunately.

*Comedian.
*You…realize I don’t..have a SOUL to fling,right?
[They simple stand there with a -_- expression,sweatdropping]

*Alright.
*Thanks,bonehead.
[They grin and start to walk away,grabbing a chocolate bar from their pocket and chewing on it as they do.]
*You know this was more enjoyable than I thought it would be.
* We should do it again sometime.

*Oooh boy.
*If it isn’t the comedian.

*I’m SOOOOO scared.

[They get up and dusted themselves off]
*Believe me.
*If I already had a SOUL,I would have given you mine already.

*Does this mean I can leave now?

*What’s so exciting about her?
*She’s the hero of monsterkind!

*She’s so strong..she’s amazing…she’s-
[They narrow their eyes before shaking their head and blushing]
*I don’t have to explain anything to you,skeleton.

*Yeah yeah yeah…whatever.
[They cross their arms and sigh,clearly growing tired of the act before he brought up Undyne and they perked up,their eyes shining.]
*Wait.
*We’re going to get to see Undyne?
[They said eagerly]

[They roll their eyes before whispering to Sans]

*Relax comedian.
*I may be SOULless but I’m not heartless.

[They clear their throat before putting a hand over their forehead,falling over dramatically]
*Impossible…
*How could I be outsmarted by someone like you..extra…extra…

*I have yet to be proven wrong,forgettable skeleton.

[They simply stare at Papyrus through the bonezone with a -_- expression]

*Oh no….
[They said with obvious sarcasm in their voice]
*I’ve been captured…
*Whatever will I do….
*Who will save me?

*Oh Pap-
[They sigh before clearing their throat]
*You know what?
*I’ll amuse you.

*I’d like to see you try to capture me,skeleton.

I fucking hate white chocolate.
It is a disgrace to humanity.

Greetings.
I am Chara.

The demon that comes when you call its name.