The last time The US and Russia were on the same page, Stalin had Germans in his backyard 😆

This made me chuckle.
#leopardsatemyface

Today we observe a moment of silence for the loss of the pineapple pillow. #random Backstory: I had one a long while ago. My friend really loved it so I gifted it to her. It made a few photobomb appearances at parties but was pillowknapped within just a two weeks of living in its new home. Rude.

In today's episode of #wtfBrain, I remembered my ex's phone number...from her parents' land line, last dialed circa 1990.

There's their gray version 🩶

I would not tell anyone if I won the lottery, but there would be signs.
#therewouldbesigns

Binging "The Orville." "The Tale of Two Topas," is pretty much the "Jurassic Bark" episode of the series. 😭 You've been warned.

YouTube music recap, to the surprise of absolutely no one 😁

Things I try to do for my friends 💚

I meant to include this with the original post, it matched the podcast and was kinda cute.

Accurate. I'd probably do pink hair tho.

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