Let’s get up close and personal.

I am currently in hospital. It is unknown when I’m being discharged.
When reviewing my medication it has to be done under strict supervision otherwise it can be incredibly dangerous.
It’s been lovely having some time out but fuck! I’d rather be on a beach somewhere.

It’s cold. Let’s snuggle!

Are you an organised gentlemen?
Book 12 hours prior to your preferred booking time and receive $50 off per hour as a little reward.
Conditions may apply X
Manners are mandatory.

Fuck the rain. Make me wet instead!

Better to post this late than never.

Let’s listen to the rain together this weekend.

All bookings on Saturday and Sunday require a deposit.
Card payments are now available for established clients.

I love getting fucked on every piece of hotel furniture then reward my gymnastic efforts with dumplings.

Thank you Mr J. You took my breath away with your kind testimonial.

Little Miss ‘I Don’t Have An Incall’ outdid herself again

Please don’t sleep on prebooking on Monday & Tuesday as these days aren’t guaranteed

Saturday & Sunday extended availability is confirmed weekly

Deposits are mandatory for new clients
Card payments are now available regular visitors

Another week. Another availability post. X

I’ve missed you! Have you missed me?
At this time I’m moving towards a booking based system.
All bookings require a minimum of 12 hours notice.
Short notice is no longer guaranteed. It will only be available if you see me pop up on Ivy or SB.
Things may have changed but I’m still the same. ❤️

Attended my first sound healing session this evening. Blissed out is an understatement.

I thought I’d get my big butt over to where the sky is bluer. 💙
Reposts would be deeply appreciated X