Chloe is Gay #HandsOff
banner
chloe-is-gay.bsky.social
Chloe is Gay #HandsOff
@chloe-is-gay.bsky.social
Certified loser girl
She/her 26
Pinned
Stg I’m not down bad….
Maybe just a little floor curious…
👉🏻👈🏻
Steak makes me feral.
Chicken never changed my life.
I’d push a cow over for one more bite.
#steak #gayposting #mood
April 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Guess who got ANOTHER Kishla Village…. 5 mana to surveil 2? Bro id rather eat it. More calories than value.
#MtGTarkir #Disappointment #meirl
April 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Soft? Yes. Safe? Never. #queer #alt #selfie #OOTD
April 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Cracked open a few Tarkir packs. Pulled wildcats, dragons, a blizzard, two summoning rituals, and enough feral jungle vibes to start a softcore war.

My rares?

Two lands and a body buried out back…
Real estate simulator 2025 irl

Guess I’m just the HOA president of Dragonstorm. #MTGTarkir #Pulls
April 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Me: responds ‘me’ to the word ‘touch’ without thinking
Brain: oh no you just exposed yourself
Body: blushes so hard I start glowing like a sim with max flirt points
Heart: this might be a core memory

…I hate how real that was. Somebody come hold me (or pet me idk Im in a mood) #mood #queer #blush
April 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Did more emotional labor than I have in years and I think I deserve a glittery gold star with a tiara and maybe a small parade. #mentalhealth #gremlin #healing #queer
April 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
why do devs go
“you know what this app doesn’t need?
the one feature literally everyone is asking for”
and then proceed to add a fucking newsletter signup, a dark mode toggle that breaks the UI, and a $9.99/month premium tier that unlocks basic decency #angy #overit
April 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Real friendship is roasting your friends cat together
April 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
What do you mean I can’t dress like a problem and expect a soft woman to come fix me? Life’s not fair #queer #shitpost #help #gremlin #mood
April 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I am once again asking the universe to give me love, affection, and someone to admire my outfit while I pretend to not be feral in a Starbucks parking lot. Is that really too much? #morning #coffee #queer #shitpost
April 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Good morning to everyone except the wind for trying to peek under my dress. Calm down nature, buy me a coffee first
April 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Just a girl. With a dream. And maybe a few bad intentions…
April 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I might say slutty things… but I do it in an emotionally vulnerable way. Like, ruin me please, but could you also hold me after?
April 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Blew my nose so aggressively, it turned into a ritual sacrifice. Blood for the Blood God I guess
April 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Anyone else wish they made gummy vitamins, but without the vitamins?
No, gummy bears are not the same stfu
April 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Who needs the real world, ChatGPT got that ROBUSSY
April 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Reposted by Chloe is Gay #HandsOff
Good night, Bluesky
April 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Progress? In this economy of suffering? Life said ‘lol no’ and pushed me into traffic.
April 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If I was a D&D character sheet, I’d prolly have an 18 in dexterity 😏
April 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Stg I’m not down bad….
Maybe just a little floor curious…
👉🏻👈🏻
April 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Baby needs a Mistress…. 🥺
April 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
People close tabs? What is this sorcery?!
Has anyone gotten so bad with browser tabs that they regularly close like 60 of them without even checking what they are?
April 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
We fuckin doin this? Hell yeah we fuckin doin this
April 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
What a girl gotta do to get some decent sleep
April 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
How men look when I can’t get the pickle jar open
April 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM