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Chris Johnson
@chj0.bsky.social
Survey statistician, public health nerd, auto enthusiast, square dancer, hiker, childless cat dad, opera buff, fan of German language & culture, and proponent of the Oxford comma. 🏳️‍🌈 He/him/his/his’n. EN/DE.
Elise, my goddaughter, came from the county animal shelter.
#RescuesofBluesky
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Chester may sue the lady that fills the bird feeder.
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The Squirrel-in-Chief
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I need a mug to match my goddaughter.
September 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Doth thou mock me?
September 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Dora doesn’t want to know either
September 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
July 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
July 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Pandora and Gandalf, my children
June 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
May 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Please Dad can I have fresh bathtub water?
May 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Sir Bedevere: “How do you know she is a witch?”
Enraged villagers: “She looks like one! And she’s got MS-13 tattooed on her knuckles!”
May 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
March 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Open House to learn Social Square Dancing

Monday, February 10th, 7pm – 8:30pm, at Briarcliff Woods Beach Club, 1830 Morris Landers Drive.

Beginning February 17th, classes will meet each Monday from 7pm until 8:30pm, $7 per weekly class.

For more info, visit our website: www.hotlantasquares.org
February 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
February 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
What’s your 10/10 album?
January 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Amazing weather for late December. It was a good day to sit on a patio and have margs and tacos.
December 30, 2024 at 3:38 AM
December 1, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Does Kushner’s parole officer have to approve this selection?
November 30, 2024 at 6:49 PM