Quisquis* I always get them mixed up

Oh, I guess I should like all my posts, 'cause uhh, the algorithm hasn't been working so super hot

I also like garlic bread more than sex and I'm not even asexual

Maybe they saw the glint and thought you were the groundskeeper, pulling out a handgun? They've lost too many already, you know...

Velma Kinkley

I know it well

Aces Low

George Fuzzypants is a Brazilian-born food columnist specialising in produce reviews. From a young age, George was passionate about all things fruit, as shown by his first ever published column, transcribed: "Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you."

Overexpansion of a colonial empire be like:

It's beautiful, I am without words

I would buy a print of this

Unfortunately, as a rule, I take all incoherent mouth noises seriously as I don't want my homunculi developing language and overthrowing me, their mad scientist creator

I suppose that this also applies to homunculi that I didn't create, like sub-millionaire right wingers