CHILLUMINATI
chilluminati.bsky.social
CHILLUMINATI
@chilluminati.bsky.social
latest project: #fest23 app and website for @thefestfl.bsky.social

thefestfl.com
app.thefestfl.com

https://tickets.chill.biz <- online low fee ticket sales for independent venues and promoters
https://chill.biz <- let’s work together
is this good business? no. do i care? no.
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
you could not waterboard this out of me
not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Do you guys ever think about billionaires dying?
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
fest 23, fest 22, fest 21, fest 20, fest 19, fest 18, fest 17, fest 16, fest 15, fest 14, fest 13, fest 12 guide, fest 11 web app sponsored by punk’dnews, popspotter, other apps i worked on but won’t claim public attribution for,
Insane in-arena entertainment in Atlanta. They asked a lady to name as many phone apps as she could in 24 seconds and she just rattled off names of restaurants. Then they showed a video of nikeil Alexander Walker doing the same thing and the first apps he said were messages, notes and “settings”
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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You know how you can tell who the Dems are when you visit the Capitol it's real easy they're the morons with a "KICK ME" sign taped to their back like George McFly
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
what if i invented a dating app that actually verified men’s heights and highlighted on their profile how tall they claim to be next to how tall they actually are
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
paying the new york times for ANYTHING is officially transphobic (well it has been for a while now). i don’t make the rules
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
@schumer.senate.gov fought zohran mamdani harder than he will fight this.

is he in the files too?
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
her jersey is going straight into the insider trading hall of fame
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 22d
Nancy Pelosi announces she will not seek reelection after nearly 40 years in Congress. https://cnn.it/47rMazr
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
shoutout to @hellgatenyc.com for filming a puddle of piss next to a urinal at the cuomo party. lmao
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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GET FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections?

in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
July 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
ME’EAT ME AT THE RESERVOIR
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
YO VOTE ON THE WORKING FAMILIES PARTY LINE FOR ZOHRAN.

NOT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY LINE.

IT COUNTS THE SAME, AND IT DOESN’T REWARD THE PARTY MURDERING CIVILIANS AND HOLDING EVERYONE’S RIGHTS HOSTAGE UNLESS YOU PAY THEM VIA FUNDRAISING EMAIL.

TUESDAY WE END THE SEX PEST’S CAREER.
November 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
ya ever think about how many nyc polling places are in elementary schools and how republicans never win in nyc elections and how certain types of people aren’t legally allowed near schools
November 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
if this tour doesn’t kill you, ai will
@puptheband.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
i like their old band name better @twiabp.bsky.social @thefestfl.bsky.social #fest23
October 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Stop being racist for 24 hours challenge... Impossible.
October 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Everyone, thank @mikebtmi.bsky.social and @stevewozniak.bsky.social for releasing this gem ten years ago today. Also probably a good idea to buy a copy if you don’t own it already.

binaryheart.bandcamp.com/album/bright...
Brighter Days, by Binary Heart
10 track album
binaryheart.bandcamp.com
October 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.

Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Wal*Mart has a whole program to get their employees on federal aid because nobody can afford to live on their dogshit wages
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
shoutout to the guy who saw me updating @thefestfl.bsky.social app, leaned over, and said “whatever you’re doing looks annoying”
#fest23
October 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM