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ChiliDishGambino
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30-something autistic post maker. Voted top 10 most under-followed account by multiple media outlets. He/him
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lie detectors are total bullshit but it's still funny as hell that Trump's signature is filled with what look like "deception indicated" spots from a polygraph printout
trump's decrepit old ass holds up the bill he signed to restore the gov't from shutdown it looks like a lie detector test's results
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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One of those rare times when actor from old-timey movie has a real banger in their IMDb trivia section
From IMDb, a trivia list for actor Zachary Scott (1914-1965): In 1951 he was arrested at a bar in Louisiana for violating segregation laws. He was in a black establishment drinking alcohol with African-Americans. He protested in court that he was invited to the bar by black men in uniform and that he was proud to drink with US soldiers. 232 of 233 found this interesting
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Always wondered what Jeff Tweedy looked like in front of a comically big pizza & tonight that mystery was laid to rest
Jeff Tweedy is sitting in front of the biggest fucking pizza on his tour bus (bless this national treasure of a man)
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Big things are brewing in the pet future
A local news channel lead there’s a picture of a cat & a dog in the center they are surrounded by text that says next winterizing your pets
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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GOP: it’s safe to let go, I promise

Dems: well, since you promised…
Wiley coyote is holding an anvil and stepping on a wire, the road runner is next to him
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Should have had a full head of hair by the second trimester but my stupid mom kept feeding me nothing but placenta nutrients
A pill with a lower case h on it with a caption that says “most guys wish they’d started sooner” it’s a stupid hair loss ad
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Tom from tom & Jerry pours a whole bottle of pills in his mouth in a desperate bid for death
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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A small child is having his face painted like a clown’s
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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If you want to be a REAL Hamburger Helper then you’ll join the fight to free McDonald’s from its shameful & unlawful detention
A dumb McDonalds ad. There’s a pic of a value meal on a white background with a broken red border surrounding it. The text says free McDonald’s tap here
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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NW: Frankenstein or AI but Meat
Frankenstein (2025) movie poster. An icy landscape with a figure’s back to the picture. He’s wearing a tattered assortment of furs & rags “only monsters play god” is the tagline
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Yeah, so about those inches. Gonna need more info as to what we’re measuring here
A weather app forecast it says sunny 66 & then “o inches expected”
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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The Mamdani Effect: experts predict that people get older, qualify for office, sometimes run. Experts are very smart, experts insist.
Dumb abc headline, bottom half is the top of Zohran our Lord & Savior Mamdani text: abc NEWS The Mamdani effect: Experts predict more millennial, Gen Z candidates will run for office Experts say Americans are looking for a generational change. By Ivan Pereira f November 9, 2025, 6:03 AM ET • 10 min read
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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gm, finally got my elytra & it only took me 1 1/2 years to work up the energy to do*

*a whole hour of work
minecraft screenshot, view from the sky of one of my villages. there's some huge houses, ghast station, gazebo, nether portal, redstone machines, etc. i'm flying this time tho i got the elytra babyyyy
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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lol dinner time at my dad’s nursing home & the line is like a mile long
A narrow hallway benches on either side a line of people in wheelchairs can be seen in the distance, as well as several up-close while another man sits
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Them: how are you holding up lately

Me: pretty g--
Three men one standing an holding an unspecified bottle of alcohol & dripping it into another man’s mouth. The one drinking is seated, eyes closed head tilted back, a third man stands behind him face obscured holding his head back. The caption reads [choking on alcohol]
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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The Guardian did a nice breakdown of the absurdity of these disparities. One person can acquire the level of wealth that could pay for this kind of support & everyone just *shoulder shrugs*
A chart from the Guardian (US) comparing Elon Musk's recently approved pay pack of $1 trillion could pay for if invested in the U.S. budget. Snap benefits could be paid for for 10 years, NASA for 40 years, HUD for 14 years, & USAID for 29 years.
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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NW: Black Angel. If it’s got Peter Lorre it’s got my full freakin’ attention.
A movie poster for Black Angel (1940s film). There’s an array of hand drawn characters with their billing and the movie’s title
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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This “unprecedented” injunction is “unprecedented” only b/c letting SNAP benefits lapse during a gov’t shutdown is ALSO unprecedented.
Lawyers for the Department of Justice argue that the district court ruling makes a "mockery of the separation of powers." • "This unprecedented injunction makes a mockery of the separation of powers. Courts hold neither the power to appropriate nor the power to spend. Courts are charged with enforcing the law, but the law is explicit that SNAP benefits are subject to available appropriations," the DOJ said in its filing. U.S. District Judge John McConnell, in his ruling Thursday, ordered the Trump administration to fully fund SNAP for the month of November by Friday.
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Me looking with pity upon all the lowly nerds from my vantage point on the cool side of the fence
A little cartoon girl in a pink dress & top & sunglasses stands behind a chain-link fence
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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The poster’s creed….
A yellow edged cartoon sign that says make stuff even if it’s bad in big bold black letters
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Crossing off another Bogey classic from my viewing list tonight
A photo of a movie poster for In A Lonely Place with a large illustration of Humphrey Bogart’s head center top, a lady in green, partially obscured by shadow can be seen beneath him to the right the tagline says “the bogart suspense picture with surprise finish”
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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how am i just now realizing they put larval form Andrew Cuomo into Minecraft???
minecraft inventory, slimeball stack highlighted
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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can't have plane crashes if ya don't have planes in the air
guy smiling & tapping forehead meme
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Gm, feeling really alive today
Scene from the Simpsons where Lenin, who is lying in state, suddenly awakens from the dead & punches through glass.
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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You ever see a bed & think to yourself “this bed could use more cats”?
3 cats on a bed lounging. From left to right: a huge black & white cat, a tortoise shell cat & an orange tabby
November 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM