Chief
@chieftertron5000.bsky.social
Biggest best Fortnite baller.
Certified haver of the big and the small brain.
Lvl 20.
Certified haver of the big and the small brain.
Lvl 20.
What about one that says "Uwa, umu, I let my 'boifriend' do- [a multitude of redacted phrases]"? I think it'd suit you quite well.
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What about one that says "Uwa, umu, I let my 'boifriend' do- [a multitude of redacted phrases]"? I think it'd suit you quite well.
We humans fear most what we cannot control. That's just psychology.
Rise up and make your own choices. Start changing yourself without asking for permission. If you remain consistent enough, those who tried to swoop in and tell you what's best for you will begin to quiet down.
Rise up and make your own choices. Start changing yourself without asking for permission. If you remain consistent enough, those who tried to swoop in and tell you what's best for you will begin to quiet down.
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
We humans fear most what we cannot control. That's just psychology.
Rise up and make your own choices. Start changing yourself without asking for permission. If you remain consistent enough, those who tried to swoop in and tell you what's best for you will begin to quiet down.
Rise up and make your own choices. Start changing yourself without asking for permission. If you remain consistent enough, those who tried to swoop in and tell you what's best for you will begin to quiet down.
Being manipulated at the hand of the last peenarbender
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Being manipulated at the hand of the last peenarbender
Come to think of it, I think the reason I didn't become one is because I never said "ew", lol.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Come to think of it, I think the reason I didn't become one is because I never said "ew", lol.
Watch out... that might get you thegnant.
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Watch out... that might get you thegnant.
Thank you. I aspire to someday reach an IQ of 69,420.
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Thank you. I aspire to someday reach an IQ of 69,420.
You're generating 0.2 gigatons of bite karma per second... for the love of it all, brace yourself! The bital wave is coming in FAST.
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You're generating 0.2 gigatons of bite karma per second... for the love of it all, brace yourself! The bital wave is coming in FAST.
That being said, I've also been feeling these strange sensations that seem the be sourced from the very middle of my ribcage, right on the sternum bone. It feels like a tight pull, but without any actual pain. It's intense enough to keep my attention, but not be that unpleasant.
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
That being said, I've also been feeling these strange sensations that seem the be sourced from the very middle of my ribcage, right on the sternum bone. It feels like a tight pull, but without any actual pain. It's intense enough to keep my attention, but not be that unpleasant.
Anywho... this matters because I recently got into these things called "tarot readings", and I've learned from them that seeing certain numbers appear a lot can mean that something huge is approaching your field of energy... plus, apparently a tarot deck has exactly 78 cards... what the frick?...
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Anywho... this matters because I recently got into these things called "tarot readings", and I've learned from them that seeing certain numbers appear a lot can mean that something huge is approaching your field of energy... plus, apparently a tarot deck has exactly 78 cards... what the frick?...
To make a long story as short as I can manage, my lucky number is 78 because I chose a taken username when I created my Xbox 360 account as a kid, and I liked the number a lot because it sounded good paired with the name I chose, alliteration did me some fine justice if you will.
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November 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
To make a long story as short as I can manage, my lucky number is 78 because I chose a taken username when I created my Xbox 360 account as a kid, and I liked the number a lot because it sounded good paired with the name I chose, alliteration did me some fine justice if you will.
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Me just now:
What the- what the frick is 'this' doing in my timeline, why in the?...
(Thinks for a moment)
Oh, it's because the algorithms have access to everything in your skull. Of course, what was I thinking? (nothing at all clearly)
What the- what the frick is 'this' doing in my timeline, why in the?...
(Thinks for a moment)
Oh, it's because the algorithms have access to everything in your skull. Of course, what was I thinking? (nothing at all clearly)
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Me just now:
What the- what the frick is 'this' doing in my timeline, why in the?...
(Thinks for a moment)
Oh, it's because the algorithms have access to everything in your skull. Of course, what was I thinking? (nothing at all clearly)
What the- what the frick is 'this' doing in my timeline, why in the?...
(Thinks for a moment)
Oh, it's because the algorithms have access to everything in your skull. Of course, what was I thinking? (nothing at all clearly)
Eyeballs but without the "eye", amirite???
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Eyeballs but without the "eye", amirite???
If I were a woman like you then I'd be feeling very plappy-go-lucky after that.
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If I were a woman like you then I'd be feeling very plappy-go-lucky after that.
Still applies, do some stretching champ! 💪
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Still applies, do some stretching champ! 💪
Not bad, but surely you'll be able to do even better if you keep training! 💪
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Not bad, but surely you'll be able to do even better if you keep training! 💪