Chief
@chieftertron5000.bsky.social
Biggest best Fortnite baller.
Certified haver of the big and the small brain.
Lvl 20.
Certified haver of the big and the small brain.
Lvl 20.
When you start showing yourself some respect for a change and begin to pursue your dreams, those who are still stuck as products of the system will initially act disappointed in your behavior. The reason for this is that they know they might not have a say in what your future holds anymore.
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
When you start showing yourself some respect for a change and begin to pursue your dreams, those who are still stuck as products of the system will initially act disappointed in your behavior. The reason for this is that they know they might not have a say in what your future holds anymore.
Gonna see FNaF 2 next Saturday.
I wonder how hard the post FNaF clarity's gonna hit after like an hour and a half of FNaFing it in the theater
I wonder how hard the post FNaF clarity's gonna hit after like an hour and a half of FNaFing it in the theater
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Gonna see FNaF 2 next Saturday.
I wonder how hard the post FNaF clarity's gonna hit after like an hour and a half of FNaFing it in the theater
I wonder how hard the post FNaF clarity's gonna hit after like an hour and a half of FNaFing it in the theater
I've brought this up once and I'll do it again. Wouldn't it be absolutely amazing if nutting was something that men did in self defense? I'd be in my basement practicing that shit every. single. day.
@the-bungler.bsky.social please shower me in praise for my broken yet perfect imagination.
@the-bungler.bsky.social please shower me in praise for my broken yet perfect imagination.
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I've brought this up once and I'll do it again. Wouldn't it be absolutely amazing if nutting was something that men did in self defense? I'd be in my basement practicing that shit every. single. day.
@the-bungler.bsky.social please shower me in praise for my broken yet perfect imagination.
@the-bungler.bsky.social please shower me in praise for my broken yet perfect imagination.
Went on Cornhub.com and saw a massive corgy consisting of 30 cobs at the very least, all of which got a turn being popped in the kettle at least once. I'm disappointed as hell though, because the guy popping them just threw out the popcorn after it was done.
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Went on Cornhub.com and saw a massive corgy consisting of 30 cobs at the very least, all of which got a turn being popped in the kettle at least once. I'm disappointed as hell though, because the guy popping them just threw out the popcorn after it was done.
Good lore there's penice
@0awen.bsky.social do you agree my dearest friend of many years?
@0awen.bsky.social do you agree my dearest friend of many years?
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Good lore there's penice
@0awen.bsky.social do you agree my dearest friend of many years?
@0awen.bsky.social do you agree my dearest friend of many years?
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I've been watching Beast Wars lately 💙💙💙
#Transformers #Maccadam #Maccadams #OptimusPrimal #BeastWars
#rkgk
#Transformers #Maccadam #Maccadams #OptimusPrimal #BeastWars
#rkgk
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I've been watching Beast Wars lately 💙💙💙
#Transformers #Maccadam #Maccadams #OptimusPrimal #BeastWars
#rkgk
#Transformers #Maccadam #Maccadams #OptimusPrimal #BeastWars
#rkgk
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October 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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"Be true to who you are: caring, sympathetic, kind." Marcus Aurelius
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Be true to who you are: caring, sympathetic, kind." Marcus Aurelius
"Join me in the Fortnite Fucker-dome and we shall forever fuck as Fortnite is sprayed everywhere."
-Some guy who is comparable to Einstein in the intelligence department
-Some guy who is comparable to Einstein in the intelligence department
November 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"Join me in the Fortnite Fucker-dome and we shall forever fuck as Fortnite is sprayed everywhere."
-Some guy who is comparable to Einstein in the intelligence department
-Some guy who is comparable to Einstein in the intelligence department
I just booted up Fortnite and it put me in a 5 minute waiting que that I had to sit and wait through before I could even so much as change my cosmetics.
Fuckin' hell man...
Fuckin' hell man...
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I just booted up Fortnite and it put me in a 5 minute waiting que that I had to sit and wait through before I could even so much as change my cosmetics.
Fuckin' hell man...
Fuckin' hell man...
Eric Cartman, why the actual fuck did you do HRT?
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Eric Cartman, why the actual fuck did you do HRT?
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your dad wanks to Grok
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
your dad wanks to Grok
Ain't nothin' secret about these meeps, I can see them very clearly.
October 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Ain't nothin' secret about these meeps, I can see them very clearly.
I've done some reflecting.
In hindsight it probably would not be amazing.
It'd be a fun party trick at most, but from a realistic viewpoint it'd barely even touch the enemy's skin, plus it'd leave you in a slightly weakened mental state from the post-nut shit that hits.
In hindsight it probably would not be amazing.
It'd be a fun party trick at most, but from a realistic viewpoint it'd barely even touch the enemy's skin, plus it'd leave you in a slightly weakened mental state from the post-nut shit that hits.
I've been thinking... wouldn't it just be simply amazing if men could projectile-nut in self defense?
October 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I've done some reflecting.
In hindsight it probably would not be amazing.
It'd be a fun party trick at most, but from a realistic viewpoint it'd barely even touch the enemy's skin, plus it'd leave you in a slightly weakened mental state from the post-nut shit that hits.
In hindsight it probably would not be amazing.
It'd be a fun party trick at most, but from a realistic viewpoint it'd barely even touch the enemy's skin, plus it'd leave you in a slightly weakened mental state from the post-nut shit that hits.
I've been thinking... wouldn't it just be simply amazing if men could projectile-nut in self defense?
October 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I've been thinking... wouldn't it just be simply amazing if men could projectile-nut in self defense?
Optimus with a single-visor optic thing (whatever you call it) instead of two eyes is actually like really clean though- I'm honestly into it.
October 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Optimus with a single-visor optic thing (whatever you call it) instead of two eyes is actually like really clean though- I'm honestly into it.
Call me Princess Celestia of Canterlot the way I'm offering myself to @chieftertron5000.bsky.social like sacrifice.
October 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Call me Princess Celestia of Canterlot the way I'm offering myself to @chieftertron5000.bsky.social like sacrifice.
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I'm on his side, and you should be too. He fights for us, and continues to lose everything from doing so. Despite this, he doesn't stop. He is our true hero.
#IStandWithThePenisBalls
#IStandWithThePenisBalls
September 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm on his side, and you should be too. He fights for us, and continues to lose everything from doing so. Despite this, he doesn't stop. He is our true hero.
#IStandWithThePenisBalls
#IStandWithThePenisBalls
Hear me out...
What if after Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, he accidentally pickled his penis, tried to flick it off after no longer having a use for it, and then just fucking died?
@the-bungler.bsky.social I feel like this message may resonate with you.
What if after Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, he accidentally pickled his penis, tried to flick it off after no longer having a use for it, and then just fucking died?
@the-bungler.bsky.social I feel like this message may resonate with you.
September 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Hear me out...
What if after Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, he accidentally pickled his penis, tried to flick it off after no longer having a use for it, and then just fucking died?
@the-bungler.bsky.social I feel like this message may resonate with you.
What if after Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, he accidentally pickled his penis, tried to flick it off after no longer having a use for it, and then just fucking died?
@the-bungler.bsky.social I feel like this message may resonate with you.
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