Oh my God. That's a definition of slavery.

This makes my heart happy. Thanks for sharing it with us.

ALA + WGN = swoon!

Well done, Yoopers.

Perhaps they could form a league. A “Big Ten” you might say.

Glorious.

Walk not the path of the Unabomber!

Also, Firefox thinks that the word 'synecdoche' is a misspelling for 'synesthetic.' No, Firefox. :(

The leadership allowed the MBAs to take command of the ships of education. Leadership has become synecdoche with "quarterly profits."

This might be the best kind of typo: suggestive and public. :)

Quoth the raven: “you can save a bundle with a Progressive home insurance plan!”

Oh and if anyone from Mexico City follows Joseph here, yes — yes, I am aware of the quesadilla controversy. :)

A lot of us over 30 year olds reflect on our teen years - the cringiest of our lives - as the time in which we became our authentic selves. The art, fashion, and friends of that cringe festival formed our personalities. Trying to avoid it is like trying to make quesadillas without cheese.

Congratulations! May you pass to all of your students / junior colleagues the support and kindness that helped you arrive at this point. :)

M-W, you've been handed an opportunity to make your motto "A book of spells, the key to wonders." Copies would fly off the shelves.

On their way to Bethlehem to be born, complaining about what they don't understand.