Chewey Carapace
@cheweycarapace.bsky.social
Hello friends & neighbors
why start now
September 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
why start now
The new Dying Light feels and looks fantastic.
September 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The new Dying Light feels and looks fantastic.
We love a financial Ouroboros
(chart c/o Ed Zitron, I believe)
(chart c/o Ed Zitron, I believe)
September 23, 2025 at 12:03 PM
We love a financial Ouroboros
(chart c/o Ed Zitron, I believe)
(chart c/o Ed Zitron, I believe)
I feel like Doughboy loses even the residual juice the moment he's not behind a desk.
September 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I feel like Doughboy loses even the residual juice the moment he's not behind a desk.
Here, since you haven't read a single word of any of these links.
September 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Here, since you haven't read a single word of any of these links.
I agree!
Here's Gavin Newsome having Steve Bannon on his podcast.
Here's Gavin Newsome having Steve Bannon on his podcast.
September 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I agree!
Here's Gavin Newsome having Steve Bannon on his podcast.
Here's Gavin Newsome having Steve Bannon on his podcast.
To be fair, Steve Coogan has had your number for about thirty years.
Best of luck with the divorce!
Best of luck with the divorce!
September 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
To be fair, Steve Coogan has had your number for about thirty years.
Best of luck with the divorce!
Best of luck with the divorce!
If any show could
September 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If any show could
weird you didn't screenshot this one
September 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
weird you didn't screenshot this one
I voted for Harris!
You aren't even American!
How's the Gavin Newsome of Europe, Kier Starmer doing by the way? Labour's hovering around 11% approval and that was pre Mandelson-Epstein.
Ready to tap into that magic and lose to couch-fucker? Who cares, you can't vote here!
You aren't even American!
How's the Gavin Newsome of Europe, Kier Starmer doing by the way? Labour's hovering around 11% approval and that was pre Mandelson-Epstein.
Ready to tap into that magic and lose to couch-fucker? Who cares, you can't vote here!
September 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I voted for Harris!
You aren't even American!
How's the Gavin Newsome of Europe, Kier Starmer doing by the way? Labour's hovering around 11% approval and that was pre Mandelson-Epstein.
Ready to tap into that magic and lose to couch-fucker? Who cares, you can't vote here!
You aren't even American!
How's the Gavin Newsome of Europe, Kier Starmer doing by the way? Labour's hovering around 11% approval and that was pre Mandelson-Epstein.
Ready to tap into that magic and lose to couch-fucker? Who cares, you can't vote here!
These candidates? Or would you like a little more room to move your goalposts again?
September 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
These candidates? Or would you like a little more room to move your goalposts again?
Oh for sure, dude, you and Kim Guilfoyle's ex are gonna save democracy, one bulldozed homeless encampment at a time.
September 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Oh for sure, dude, you and Kim Guilfoyle's ex are gonna save democracy, one bulldozed homeless encampment at a time.
Indeed! Like having multiple white nationalists on his podcast!
September 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Indeed! Like having multiple white nationalists on his podcast!
No, they mean like this.
September 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
No, they mean like this.
So at some point between Kirk's assassination and the 9/11 memorial at the Pentagon, you expect me to believe the president had a stroke?
Editing can't fix this.
It's AI.
Editing can't fix this.
It's AI.
September 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
So at some point between Kirk's assassination and the 9/11 memorial at the Pentagon, you expect me to believe the president had a stroke?
Editing can't fix this.
It's AI.
Editing can't fix this.
It's AI.
Here he is today at the Pentagon's 9/11 remembrance event, where his speech was also slurred and slow.
September 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Here he is today at the Pentagon's 9/11 remembrance event, where his speech was also slurred and slow.
