Chewey Carapace
cheweycarapace.bsky.social
Chewey Carapace
@cheweycarapace.bsky.social
Hello friends & neighbors
October 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
October 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
why start now
September 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
September 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The new Dying Light feels and looks fantastic.
September 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Спаси́бо
September 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We love a financial Ouroboros

(chart c/o Ed Zitron, I believe)
September 23, 2025 at 12:03 PM
September 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I feel like Doughboy loses even the residual juice the moment he's not behind a desk.
September 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Here, since you haven't read a single word of any of these links.
September 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I agree!

Here's Gavin Newsome having Steve Bannon on his podcast.
September 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
To be fair, Steve Coogan has had your number for about thirty years.

Best of luck with the divorce!
September 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If any show could
September 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
weird you didn't screenshot this one
September 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I voted for Harris!

You aren't even American!

How's the Gavin Newsome of Europe, Kier Starmer doing by the way? Labour's hovering around 11% approval and that was pre Mandelson-Epstein.

Ready to tap into that magic and lose to couch-fucker? Who cares, you can't vote here!
September 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
These candidates? Or would you like a little more room to move your goalposts again?
September 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Oh for sure, dude, you and Kim Guilfoyle's ex are gonna save democracy, one bulldozed homeless encampment at a time.
September 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Indeed! Like having multiple white nationalists on his podcast!
September 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
September 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
September 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
September 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
No, they mean like this.
September 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
So at some point between Kirk's assassination and the 9/11 memorial at the Pentagon, you expect me to believe the president had a stroke?

Editing can't fix this.

It's AI.
September 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Here he is today at the Pentagon's 9/11 remembrance event, where his speech was also slurred and slow.
September 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
we're all
September 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM