Chewbacc Shakur
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Im receiving the love I thought I’d never have 🥹
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Im receiving the love I thought I’d never have 🥹
I believe the universe won’t end in a Big Crunch or whatever. It’ll be a Big Fizz™
And dark matter? I believe the entire universe is made up of giant magnetic poles that retract one another. Like magnets. The further these poles drift away, everything that was bunched inside will fizz away.
And dark matter? I believe the entire universe is made up of giant magnetic poles that retract one another. Like magnets. The further these poles drift away, everything that was bunched inside will fizz away.
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I believe the universe won’t end in a Big Crunch or whatever. It’ll be a Big Fizz™
And dark matter? I believe the entire universe is made up of giant magnetic poles that retract one another. Like magnets. The further these poles drift away, everything that was bunched inside will fizz away.
And dark matter? I believe the entire universe is made up of giant magnetic poles that retract one another. Like magnets. The further these poles drift away, everything that was bunched inside will fizz away.
Happy thanksgiving to Katy Perry but please go back to whatever sauce you had during One of the Boys. That’s the lane you excel in. Find your gospel roots again girl. Or the equivalent.
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Happy thanksgiving to Katy Perry but please go back to whatever sauce you had during One of the Boys. That’s the lane you excel in. Find your gospel roots again girl. Or the equivalent.
Not me launching a small art business to sell my paintings
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Not me launching a small art business to sell my paintings
Happy birthday to the Queen herself Beyoncé! Thank you for sharing your gift with the world
September 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Happy birthday to the Queen herself Beyoncé! Thank you for sharing your gift with the world
I never liked flip phones and now Samsung is trying to shame people into going back into flip phones? Girl…..
July 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I never liked flip phones and now Samsung is trying to shame people into going back into flip phones? Girl…..
Lucy Liu woke up one day and said “bitch, I’m going to be an actress” and she did that 🙂↕️
July 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Lucy Liu woke up one day and said “bitch, I’m going to be an actress” and she did that 🙂↕️
Family wouldn’t do that to one another.
July 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Family wouldn’t do that to one another.
So a dictatorship is happening regardless it seems?
July 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
So a dictatorship is happening regardless it seems?
It’s not fair PlutoTV in Canada has an Arthur channel and we don’t. Just say “fuck your childhood” why don’t you.
July 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It’s not fair PlutoTV in Canada has an Arthur channel and we don’t. Just say “fuck your childhood” why don’t you.
Today I was faced with two options. Hit a woman or jump out of a moving car because she wouldn’t stop.
Y’all, I survived jumping out of a moving car.
Y’all, I survived jumping out of a moving car.
July 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Today I was faced with two options. Hit a woman or jump out of a moving car because she wouldn’t stop.
Y’all, I survived jumping out of a moving car.
Y’all, I survived jumping out of a moving car.
Omg I have people starting to hate on me in public. What did i do????
July 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Omg I have people starting to hate on me in public. What did i do????
When people were like “I just knew they were the one” I was always like bullshit. Shut up. But as of last Saturday, I believe it.
July 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
When people were like “I just knew they were the one” I was always like bullshit. Shut up. But as of last Saturday, I believe it.
My large size boxers are now looking like baggy shorts and the mediums are fitting correctly.
June 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My large size boxers are now looking like baggy shorts and the mediums are fitting correctly.
Cowboy Carter brings me so much joy. I am going to play the fuck out of this album until my dying day.
June 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Cowboy Carter brings me so much joy. I am going to play the fuck out of this album until my dying day.
On FaceTime with my sister and asked my 4 year old niece “am I ugly without my glasses?” She said “no, you cute” and that’s all the validation I need right there. No one can take this high away from me 🤣
June 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
On FaceTime with my sister and asked my 4 year old niece “am I ugly without my glasses?” She said “no, you cute” and that’s all the validation I need right there. No one can take this high away from me 🤣
Starting Ghost Whisperer. Let’s see how it goes!
June 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Starting Ghost Whisperer. Let’s see how it goes!
If I do my workout during lunch I can get chipotle for dinner. Deal.
June 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If I do my workout during lunch I can get chipotle for dinner. Deal.
It just hit me. We have to work to survive because of capitalism. And when our bodies get old from working to survive because of capitalism you get pushed aside and forgotten about and are left to struggle on pennies you put into a 401k that won’t exist when you’re ready to retire.
Think about that
Think about that
June 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It just hit me. We have to work to survive because of capitalism. And when our bodies get old from working to survive because of capitalism you get pushed aside and forgotten about and are left to struggle on pennies you put into a 401k that won’t exist when you’re ready to retire.
Think about that
Think about that
🎶Imma need another round, round, round, round. One for me, one for my lover 🎶
June 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
🎶Imma need another round, round, round, round. One for me, one for my lover 🎶
To all the guys that stare at my bulge when I’m wearing shorts.
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
a man in a suit and bow tie adjusts his ear buds
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie adjusts his ear buds
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June 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
To all the guys that stare at my bulge when I’m wearing shorts.
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
If a bitch got on do not disturb, and you ain’t friends with them and you press notify anyway……you a bold bitch
June 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If a bitch got on do not disturb, and you ain’t friends with them and you press notify anyway……you a bold bitch
12 year old me singing Roses by OutKast: 🎶I hope she’s speedin’ on the way to the club Tryna hurry up to get to a baller or singer or somebody like that And try to put on her makeup in the mirror and crash, crash Crash into a ditch🎶
a little boy wearing a cowboy hat and a blue jacket is walking in a barn .
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June 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
12 year old me singing Roses by OutKast: 🎶I hope she’s speedin’ on the way to the club Tryna hurry up to get to a baller or singer or somebody like that And try to put on her makeup in the mirror and crash, crash Crash into a ditch🎶
A bunch of war criminals
June 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A bunch of war criminals
My doctor told me if I keep up my workout and eating routine I’ll be off my high blood pressure medication by September!!
June 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My doctor told me if I keep up my workout and eating routine I’ll be off my high blood pressure medication by September!!