Chet Ritlin
@chetritlin.bsky.social
Writer, Director, Composer. A recovering Vampire Survivors addict who relapses every few days. Currently working on several adult animation shows, and directing a doc & a horror feature!
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If an exec tells you your pitch for a sequel to a film is “unrealistic” you look them dead in the eye and say “Friday the 13th Part 2”.
September 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM
If an exec tells you your pitch for a sequel to a film is “unrealistic” you look them dead in the eye and say “Friday the 13th Part 2”.
Sure doesn’t feel like freedom.
September 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Sure doesn’t feel like freedom.
This should say “… will contain mistakes”
August 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This should say “… will contain mistakes”
RFK predicted by Lovecraft and Gordon 1986
August 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
RFK predicted by Lovecraft and Gordon 1986
Keeping LA safe from the threat of stilt walkers. Gtfo.
June 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Keeping LA safe from the threat of stilt walkers. Gtfo.
Whenever a friend gets upset about something that they have no business being upset about I will furthermore refer to them as a #toiletnancy.
May 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Whenever a friend gets upset about something that they have no business being upset about I will furthermore refer to them as a #toiletnancy.
May 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It was obviously for cocaine.
April 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It was obviously for cocaine.
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
March 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
I blame Balatro …. Lord help me. 2nd time playing poker. I’m gonna be rich.
March 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I blame Balatro …. Lord help me. 2nd time playing poker. I’m gonna be rich.
Oh my god. They aren’t refining data. They are the computer brain running Balatro aren’t they?
March 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Oh my god. They aren’t refining data. They are the computer brain running Balatro aren’t they?
Very excited to watch John Carpenter’s Elvis tonight. Starring Kurt Russell.
February 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Very excited to watch John Carpenter’s Elvis tonight. Starring Kurt Russell.
A movie to watch right now - and take to heart as allegory is The Shawshank Redemption.
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 AM
A movie to watch right now - and take to heart as allegory is The Shawshank Redemption.
Kim Gordon screaming Kurt’s “your in high school again” perfectly exemplifies where we are. Again.
February 1, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Kim Gordon screaming Kurt’s “your in high school again” perfectly exemplifies where we are. Again.
Children died . Manslaughter.
January 31, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Children died . Manslaughter.
I have been requesting books from our local library via Libby for years. This is the first one they have ever picked up. It has a long waitlist already on 10 copies.
January 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I have been requesting books from our local library via Libby for years. This is the first one they have ever picked up. It has a long waitlist already on 10 copies.
Goodbye Meta. Good riddance.
January 20, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Goodbye Meta. Good riddance.