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mel
@cheshirecatnine.bsky.social
writer. overthinker. comfortador. software designer. 🐈‍⬛🐈🦮
the sun heard Chicago has an ICE problem, so it sent a solar flare.
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I wouldn’t care if nerds gummy clusters were microplastics, I’d still eat them all.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Don’t be me and realize a day later you missed the first round of of trick-or-treaters because your doorbell cam app got uninstalled somehow and it doesn’t ring out loud. 🍭🍫🍬
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Just putting everyone on notice…. There’s a Hurricane Melissa forming and symbolism and I have been patiently waiting for this moment.
October 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
i feel like a modern day human sacrifice in all areas of my life. 🫀
October 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
cant get over how beautiful these Dahlias grew this summer. #bloomscrolling #dahlia
September 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
been slammed at work all day, can’t wait to sit down and relax to a new episode of South Park
September 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
did not have riding a rollercoaster to NIN on my 2025 bingo card, but i get to! totally psyched!
September 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
September 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Reposted by mel
mel caught your boy in 4k vibing to the boys noize set 🤩😂 i'm cackling fr
August 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ok now who’s got the video of me dancing?
mel caught your boy in 4k vibing to the boys noize set 🤩😂 i'm cackling fr
hey, is that you dancing to boys noize? same shirt - www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8B4x25F/
August 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i am never going to emotionally recover from this www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BfPeye/
this whole b stage experience is wild. 👻🤯🐷 #nin #nineinchnails #trentreznor #peelitbacktour2025 #chicago
TikTok video by 🖤 mel 🖤
www.tiktok.com
August 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I strategized after seeing nine inch nails night one, then on night two positioned myself by the stage right stairs of the B stage and Trent walked past me THREE TIMES. the rock gods are so good to me.
August 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Happy NIN day!! Hope all you piggies remembered to set out milk and cookies for Trent last night. 🥛🍪🍪
August 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
every time copilot asks me to verify i’m human i scream YOU GO FIRST
August 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
crawled up into my personal headspace for a bit there - getting performance ready and flying the plane while building it are taking up all my time. looks like the interwebs is still here, tho.
July 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
just by happy accident poured coffee creamer into my cereal this morning. TRY IT!
June 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
it’s either a hell yes or a no, on every level. tired of dragging others along who were never really there.
June 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
my executive won’t be functioning today.
June 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
thought seed… there’s a natural human evolution related to the use of tools that prioritizes the exact right tool for the right task, and the dopamine hit is REAL. 🌹
May 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Embarrassing truth: as a documentation aficionado, I have never learned to use markup. In fact, I never really understood it until today, or even really knew what it meant.
May 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Reposted by mel
It's gonna be May?
April 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
they are going to air my kid’s viral video tomorrow on good morning america after they cover the pope’s funeral. literally like “so sad about the pope, here’s a cute kid and a dog to cheer you up!”
a man wearing a white jacket that says pope approved
ALT: a man wearing a white jacket that says pope approved
media.tenor.com
April 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
i have decided that since i teeechnically had a dance video go viral on tiktok, i might as well get over my fears and actually perform. i’ll be submitting for a show on Monday. no excuses.
April 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
uhhh… the video of my kid is going viral on tiktok. what do i do? www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jqkEhA/
This is the most wholesome thing you will ever see #wedding #dog #weddingdog
TikTok video by Haley
www.tiktok.com
April 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM