cherry popstar: battle auntie
@cherrypopstar.bsky.social
off-brand regional transsexual icon 🌸
séliš/kootenai/Schitsu’umsh
séliš/kootenai/Schitsu’umsh
transition could have saved her, but the “her” is Yukio Mishima, and the “saved” is “made her much more annoying and probably equally fascist”
May 31, 2024 at 5:29 AM
transition could have saved her, but the “her” is Yukio Mishima, and the “saved” is “made her much more annoying and probably equally fascist”
I need you so bad
May 30, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I need you so bad
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if you think I’m pretty you should tell me 💋
May 24, 2024 at 8:18 AM
if you think I’m pretty you should tell me 💋
if you think I’m pretty you should tell me 💋
May 24, 2024 at 8:18 AM
if you think I’m pretty you should tell me 💋
Crazy that I just get to have perfect rockin tits
May 3, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Crazy that I just get to have perfect rockin tits
White roommate set off fire alarm burning sweetgrass at one am please Native American Jesus keep me from slapping this honky
March 14, 2024 at 6:41 AM
White roommate set off fire alarm burning sweetgrass at one am please Native American Jesus keep me from slapping this honky
what did she mean by this
March 9, 2024 at 10:15 PM
what did she mean by this
Submitted my entries for the zine
March 9, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Submitted my entries for the zine
I need to get railed by the Magnetic Dog Sisters immediately or else I’m gonna die
March 9, 2024 at 8:20 PM
I need to get railed by the Magnetic Dog Sisters immediately or else I’m gonna die
but seriously though do my boobs look weird or what
December 21, 2023 at 6:32 AM
but seriously though do my boobs look weird or what
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Oh, Twitter died? What a shame, while you're here READ OUR COMIC
What could possibly make another dull overnight shift working security at a mall exciting? An impromptu visit from your rad vampire girlfriend should do the trick.
Enjoy GRAVEYARD SHIFT, a comic short from me, @callmekitto.bsky.social and @longtalljodie.com.
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Enjoy GRAVEYARD SHIFT, a comic short from me, @callmekitto.bsky.social and @longtalljodie.com.
🧛♀️🧛♀️🧛♀️
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December 21, 2023 at 5:44 AM
Oh, Twitter died? What a shame, while you're here READ OUR COMIC
welcome to bluesky. the rules are simple. post tits, lick slits or get hit
December 21, 2023 at 6:20 AM
welcome to bluesky. the rules are simple. post tits, lick slits or get hit
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ahegao to the polls
November 7, 2023 at 7:49 PM
ahegao to the polls
I’m 10% less crazy now that I’ve gotten laid, I’ll be 50% less crazy after the election tomorrow, and I should be back to normal sanity levels following surgery next week
November 6, 2023 at 11:01 PM
I’m 10% less crazy now that I’ve gotten laid, I’ll be 50% less crazy after the election tomorrow, and I should be back to normal sanity levels following surgery next week
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Breaking: Large protest right now at the Statue of Liberty, calling for ceasefire in Gaza. Over a hundred protesters have taken over the statue’s platform.
November 6, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Breaking: Large protest right now at the Statue of Liberty, calling for ceasefire in Gaza. Over a hundred protesters have taken over the statue’s platform.
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I hope that socialists can look at this and think “this is fertile ground to build a social movement” and not “we’re winning”, because I think we’ve got a lot more work to do before we can say the latter
This is what a tight labor market looks like. on.ft.com/3FAqS42
October 27, 2023 at 9:58 PM
I hope that socialists can look at this and think “this is fertile ground to build a social movement” and not “we’re winning”, because I think we’ve got a lot more work to do before we can say the latter
15th Century Patronage: “I’m going to hire the most talented artist alive to sculpt the twinks he’s fucking as Bible characters”
21st Century Patronage:
”I’m gonna get the guy who invented Big Mouth Billy Bass to photoshop me and a bunch of Supreme Court justices smoking stogies“
21st Century Patronage:
”I’m gonna get the guy who invented Big Mouth Billy Bass to photoshop me and a bunch of Supreme Court justices smoking stogies“
October 18, 2023 at 7:03 PM
15th Century Patronage: “I’m going to hire the most talented artist alive to sculpt the twinks he’s fucking as Bible characters”
21st Century Patronage:
”I’m gonna get the guy who invented Big Mouth Billy Bass to photoshop me and a bunch of Supreme Court justices smoking stogies“
21st Century Patronage:
”I’m gonna get the guy who invented Big Mouth Billy Bass to photoshop me and a bunch of Supreme Court justices smoking stogies“
God gives her biggest mainstream media exposure to her most theater-kid-pilled white trans women
October 12, 2023 at 7:05 PM
God gives her biggest mainstream media exposure to her most theater-kid-pilled white trans women
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For those who were lucky enough to miss out on the post- 9/11 public discourse, this is how it goes: If you are on the Left and have any kind of broad, contextual view of history, you must first begin by apologizing for everything that has ever happened. If you fail in that task, you are a savage.
October 11, 2023 at 8:20 PM
For those who were lucky enough to miss out on the post- 9/11 public discourse, this is how it goes: If you are on the Left and have any kind of broad, contextual view of history, you must first begin by apologizing for everything that has ever happened. If you fail in that task, you are a savage.
I’m gonna buy some girl transformers to have as a good luck charm/fidget toy while I’m recovering from bottom surgery/BA 🥰
October 11, 2023 at 8:12 PM
I’m gonna buy some girl transformers to have as a good luck charm/fidget toy while I’m recovering from bottom surgery/BA 🥰
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Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv]
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
October 10, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv]
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
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A ciscussion: a group of cis people talking about trans issues without a trans person present
October 10, 2023 at 3:23 AM
A ciscussion: a group of cis people talking about trans issues without a trans person present