POV: ur the spider in my bathroom sink

Having a fun time on Twitter

thanks for 26 thousand followers guys

mmmm rocks for dinner

deep fried cotton candy

Found a pretty good ad

god I love writing. I hate it. Why can’t it just write itself. i want to write forever. I never want to write again. I’m going to eat this script

who up blosting (bluesky posting)
who up bleeting (bluesky goat noises)

Have you guys seen this

idea: gender swapped Costco guys

Top 10 video game ever created
1: Pokémon Legend Arceus
2: Pokémon Scarlet Violet
3: Pokémon Platinum
4: Fortnite
5: Spider-Man
6: Minecraft
7: Pokémon Let’s Go Pikachu Eevee
8: Pokémon Heart Gold Soul Silver
9: Pokémon Emerald
10: The Rock Eating Game

Rate my shiny Magnemite Pokémon go collection

I’m the thing the guy the dude the fellow I eat grass and rocks and dirt and poke crocodiles and jump so high that I grab birds out of the sky and then flying using the birds because they really like me and wanna help out and also take me to the bird places that all birds go to because I’m also bird

DanDaDan!
this one did well on twitter, lets see if thats also the case on here