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Chelsea Meister
@chelseameister.bsky.social
I read books and yell about sports and movies!
Got a free ticket to the Twins game just so I could get a hotdog and watch one Judge AB before seeing The Baseball Project. Conveniently I think I can get away with wearing my Yankees jersey to both.
September 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
In Minnesota for a day, enjoying my unfettered access to Bluesky. Inexplicable how this is the only website I use that is requiring age verification to comply with the new SoDak law.
September 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
One of the worst takes I’ve seen lately was someone saying that North and South Dakota shouldn’t be two states. They’re very different places!
You can give Woodworking the worst review imaginable, just please don't say it's set in North Dakota.
August 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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FIFA rankings:
August 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Incredible timing that I started re-reading the Iliad this week and the latest episode of @thisguysucked.com is all about Achilles fanboy Alexander the Great.
July 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Farewell to Loretta Swit, shown here (because you already know what she looked like on M*A*S*H) as Agnes Gooch in Mame with Vicki Cummings (as Vera) and Celeste Holm (as Mame).
May 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Love when past me preorders a book because I forget about it the majority of the time so it’s like a surprise gift from my past self when it comes out.
May 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Book club in four hours, only have an hour left in my book. Not sure the last time I was this ahead of schedule. 😂
May 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Did I love it? It’s a f*cking vampire musical. What do you think?
April 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I keep bursting into conversations to evangelize about The Pitt and I need people to know I am doing it only 10% as much as I want to be.
a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it .
ALT: a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it .
media.tenor.com
April 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The number of times I’ve listened to the Hills of Tanchico today is truly absurd.
April 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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RANKING LITERALLY EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW GOOD OF A POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

NO I AM NOT KIDDING

(1/69)
March 29, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Listen man I’m not going to be mad about rich people financing art for no profit, that is literally the one good thing they do.
Apple is reportedly losing $1 billion a year on streaming.

(Source: www.theinformation.com/articles/app...)
March 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Mild #Severance spoiler but “Emile is the name of the goat” made me laugh way harder than warranted.
March 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Why does all tv need to come out on Thursdays??? The Pitt gets a pass because it is (for legal reasons, totally not) ER 2.0 but #WoT, Severance, Reacher…couldn’t one of these shows come out literally any other day??
March 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Is this how we lose the time war?
March 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
More people have reached out to me to talk about the Yankees beard policy than they did about the #Yankees winning the pennant last year. 😂
February 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I don’t watch trailers so I’ve had a lot of fun reading a bunch of WoT reactions out of context today.
February 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
nice
December 13, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I genuinely couldn’t get past Sheridan and his cowboys not hearing about the murder of a governor they have a close business relationship with for days because they’re too busy being cowboys, and it just keeps spiraling from there.
Most of you don't watch Yellowstone but tonight was the second to-last ep of the season (series?) and Taylor Sheridan decided to make himself the main character and fill an ungodly hour by riding horses and displaying his giant boobs. More from @kvanaren.bsky.social. www.vulture.com/article/yell...
This Is a Cry for Help
Not content to kill off Kevin Costner, Taylor Sheridan wrote a Yellowstone plot about a super-cool dude everyone admires (played by Taylor Sheridan).
www.vulture.com
December 9, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Every month I say I’m going to read my book club book sooner next time but here I am, day before book club, genuinely unsure if I have enough time to listen to the 5.5 hours left in this audiobook.
December 6, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Moana 2 made the bold choice to be a Disney movie with zero bangers in it.
November 30, 2024 at 1:40 AM
nice
November 25, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Quote this with who you’d be in Star Trek
November 24, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Me 🤝 a witness in this JD Robb book

It’s kinda BS I live in the future and we don’t have a cure for a cold.
November 24, 2024 at 10:51 PM