Chris Binglover
@chelounger.bsky.social
I'm ready for big tech to know everything about us so it can tell me what to get my wife for Christmas
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I'm ready for big tech to know everything about us so it can tell me what to get my wife for Christmas
I am cool enough that I heard pitchfork's AOTY before they published the list but not cool enough that I could stand listening to it
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I am cool enough that I heard pitchfork's AOTY before they published the list but not cool enough that I could stand listening to it
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Hmmmmm, could you be thinking of this one?
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Hmmmmm, could you be thinking of this one?
How do I buy puts on these
October 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
How do I buy puts on these
The other day a raven followed me for half a mile while I was running, flitting from tree to tree and squawking at me. Then later I checked the numbers on a lottery ticket I bought and I didn't win. The universe speaks if you simply try to listen
October 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The other day a raven followed me for half a mile while I was running, flitting from tree to tree and squawking at me. Then later I checked the numbers on a lottery ticket I bought and I didn't win. The universe speaks if you simply try to listen
If you heart react your boss's message in Teams that is equivalent to telling them "I love you"
October 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If you heart react your boss's message in Teams that is equivalent to telling them "I love you"
I'm eating a sandwich with a fork and knife just to annoy you
October 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I'm eating a sandwich with a fork and knife just to annoy you
My buddy told me the cover art for Radiohead's "A moon shaped pool" is blood and cum mixed together 😳
September 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My buddy told me the cover art for Radiohead's "A moon shaped pool" is blood and cum mixed together 😳
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I love when someone starts rattling off a long list of blues or jazz musicians
August 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I love when someone starts rattling off a long list of blues or jazz musicians
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7:59 pm: I love you my precious angel. You are the best thing that ever happened to me. I will always be there for you. Good night ❤️
8:30 pm: if you do not stay in your bedroom and stop asking me for things I am going to sell you into white slavery
8:30 pm: if you do not stay in your bedroom and stop asking me for things I am going to sell you into white slavery
July 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
7:59 pm: I love you my precious angel. You are the best thing that ever happened to me. I will always be there for you. Good night ❤️
8:30 pm: if you do not stay in your bedroom and stop asking me for things I am going to sell you into white slavery
8:30 pm: if you do not stay in your bedroom and stop asking me for things I am going to sell you into white slavery
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when you’re older you’ll get more conservative. Nope wrong. When you have kids you’ll want a car. Bzzzt, still wrong. When you’re 80 you won’t go out in a blaze of glory with a carefully constructed “to do” list. Well jury’s still out
June 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
when you’re older you’ll get more conservative. Nope wrong. When you have kids you’ll want a car. Bzzzt, still wrong. When you’re 80 you won’t go out in a blaze of glory with a carefully constructed “to do” list. Well jury’s still out
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at a hotel overnight for a wedding, and I came down to the lobby breakfast area, where two middle aged guys were sitting near each other. One said "djyou see we bombed Iran?" and the other said, with scrambled eggs in his mouth, "what?"
June 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
at a hotel overnight for a wedding, and I came down to the lobby breakfast area, where two middle aged guys were sitting near each other. One said "djyou see we bombed Iran?" and the other said, with scrambled eggs in his mouth, "what?"
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men’s swim trunks only come in two kinds: “Target For Dads Resignation Line” sizes Husky through Muumuu all with a 26” inseam OR “Sexxx by Bruce Ass” Sequin Thonglet only in sizes 28, 30, or 44
June 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
men’s swim trunks only come in two kinds: “Target For Dads Resignation Line” sizes Husky through Muumuu all with a 26” inseam OR “Sexxx by Bruce Ass” Sequin Thonglet only in sizes 28, 30, or 44
It brings me no pleasure to report that Chappell Roan has been cancelled for singing about Papa John
June 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It brings me no pleasure to report that Chappell Roan has been cancelled for singing about Papa John
Really good nyt crossword today
May 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Really good nyt crossword today
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wife: "oh lookit that! It's a boot! Do you think it's for like.. a business or something?"
me: "well. I wouldn't want to assume anything. It's probably just somebody's regular car"
me: "well. I wouldn't want to assume anything. It's probably just somebody's regular car"
May 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
wife: "oh lookit that! It's a boot! Do you think it's for like.. a business or something?"
me: "well. I wouldn't want to assume anything. It's probably just somebody's regular car"
me: "well. I wouldn't want to assume anything. It's probably just somebody's regular car"
Not sure what the value proposition of going to college is anymore if all the white collar cognitive jobs will be done by AI
May 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Not sure what the value proposition of going to college is anymore if all the white collar cognitive jobs will be done by AI
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this is an excellent post, but one of the funniest aspects is the replies and quotes disabled. You can already feel the hordes itching to weigh in on this. Like jazz, sometimes the beauty of a tweet is the replies you CAN'T see
May 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
this is an excellent post, but one of the funniest aspects is the replies and quotes disabled. You can already feel the hordes itching to weigh in on this. Like jazz, sometimes the beauty of a tweet is the replies you CAN'T see
They should invent microplastics that leech testosterone
May 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
They should invent microplastics that leech testosterone
Googled recommendations for books about AI and it tried to give me recommendations from the AI bot...not falling for that!
May 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Googled recommendations for books about AI and it tried to give me recommendations from the AI bot...not falling for that!
It is such a blessing to have a wife
May 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
It is such a blessing to have a wife
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Former president of the DR Congo, a controversial leader at the helm of one of the most war-ravaged and dysfunctional countries in modern history, logging into the student portal to work on his group project for World Religions
May 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Former president of the DR Congo, a controversial leader at the helm of one of the most war-ravaged and dysfunctional countries in modern history, logging into the student portal to work on his group project for World Religions