5 days in. No followers still. This is social media bliss.

8:05 am — no followers streak continues, i think I can I think I can (continue with no followers)

8:04 am — no glory no cheese

8:03 am - no cheese no glory

Colin the garden gnome just learned hashtags don’t work here. Ok by him. He’s here to inventory his collection of garden gnomes, mostly. Who cares if he has zero followers! Here’s Rudy Gnomliani, freaking out.

Colin the garden gnome has zero followers, shall he resort to trumpian tactics ??? #gardening #gardengnomes #lowbrowpop #designertoys #substack

First post, a hi-fructose garden gnome #gardening #aicomics #substack #postpunk #popartv #writersofbluesky