cheese squeeser
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baby who has only had mushy peas, trying mushy carrots: getting a lot of mushy peas vibes from this…
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Top five film genres:

The Erotic Bummer (In the Realm of the Senses, Brokeback Mountain)
The Ordeal (Sorcerer, Deliverance)
Transcendental Horror (Hereditary, The Witch)
GoodFellas-as-genre (Casino, Boogie Nights)
"I think this movie is actually evil" (Under the Skin, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre)
Top five film genres:

-the most gorgeous melodrama / noir you've ever seen

-mean-spirited gore-soaked existential dread (italian)

-70's horror movie where nothing happens (positive)

-heist / crime drama where everybody is just so sweaty/scarred

-weird little guys
Top five film genres:

- pre-WW2 Hollywood comedy where plot’s tertiary at best, all vibes

- French or Italians lookin’ fabulous, talkin’ sophisticated

- your dad loves this movie & now that you’re 50 so do you

- porn is art when it’s softcore & everyone dresses nice

- L.A. Rebellion
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Made some Magic: The Gathering cards
May 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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One more
May 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
they keep trying to lobotomize me but it never truly works
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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did you hear, ? they made a slaughtmachine. on your phone and you can get it on the Apps store #ad
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 9:30 AM
im weirdly lonely for a fat autistic man in rehab with suicidal ideation and adhd and a stupid fucking haircut. whats up with that
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I've been there, Gunge Vlark.
October 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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the only medication we’ve invented to stop you from being suicidal 24/7 makes it so all your dreams are about hyper-violent black lodge spirits murdering you and everyone you love and also you can’t nut anymore. we’re definitely about to live on mars btw.
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Me to my friend’s cat: lol. it’s almost like you like the box better than the toy! haha! that is so funny. what the heck.

Cat: If you loved a joke as much as the laugh, the sun as much as its warmth, your lover as much as their love, you too would love the box as much as the toy, two-legs.
July 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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mayonnaise: the slathering
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I've never really been part of “a community”. maybe some day
December 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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honey i shrunk my dick
April 1, 2024 at 4:55 PM