Susan B. Shoppin for the holidays 🎁
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ok I know I said I wasn't shopping for luggage, but I might have to amend that
December 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
ok I know I said I wasn't shopping for luggage, but I might have to amend that
real quick
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
real quick
Ho-Ho-Horrors
How's everyone dealing with The Horrors this holiday season?
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Ho-Ho-Horrors
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folks, is it gay to don our apparel now
December 21, 2024 at 2:05 AM
folks, is it gay to don our apparel now
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clear eyes, full hearts, loves mayo
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
clear eyes, full hearts, loves mayo
I mean, unfortunately, I think the answer we as a society have landed on is "all of them, up to and including life", but it's still a good question to ask
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I mean, unfortunately, I think the answer we as a society have landed on is "all of them, up to and including life", but it's still a good question to ask
[online shopping]
show me the best luggage money can buy
*checks*
...ok, now show me the best luggage less money can buy
show me the best luggage money can buy
*checks*
...ok, now show me the best luggage less money can buy
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
[online shopping]
show me the best luggage money can buy
*checks*
...ok, now show me the best luggage less money can buy
show me the best luggage money can buy
*checks*
...ok, now show me the best luggage less money can buy
I love him
(according to other posters, it is in fact a willow ptarmigan)
(according to other posters, it is in fact a willow ptarmigan)
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I love him
(according to other posters, it is in fact a willow ptarmigan)
(according to other posters, it is in fact a willow ptarmigan)
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*logging on to process some of the ongoing trauma I'm experiencing and also to collect my daily ration of more trauma*
October 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
*logging on to process some of the ongoing trauma I'm experiencing and also to collect my daily ration of more trauma*
I feel like I'm scrolling past a record high number of atrocities lately and it's making me feel a little insane, but I know if I stopped to try to take them all in it would make me insaner
the fact that I find myself intentionally scrolling past, blocking out, and otherwise ignoring countless atrocities and outrages every day does not make me feel great. yet it's the only way to survive
I'm realizing that my greatest fear for a second Trump presidency isn't so much the specific horrors and cruelties that await but rather--that I'll become inured to them. That I'll become so worn down and gaslit that I'll wrap my relative privilege around myself and hunker down as long as I can
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I feel like I'm scrolling past a record high number of atrocities lately and it's making me feel a little insane, but I know if I stopped to try to take them all in it would make me insaner
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C'mon Monkey's Paw, do your thing
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
C'mon Monkey's Paw, do your thing
thinking about him
I have never felt so specifically targeted by a medicine
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
thinking about him
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I SAID *cocks gun* don we now our gay apparel
December 19, 2023 at 11:44 PM
I SAID *cocks gun* don we now our gay apparel
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CIA interrogator: Did you make the Yuletide gay, answer me
Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you
Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
CIA interrogator: Did you make the Yuletide gay, answer me
Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you
Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you
at long last mediocre white women are reaping the benefits that used to be reserved for mediocre white men. progress ❤️
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
at long last mediocre white women are reaping the benefits that used to be reserved for mediocre white men. progress ❤️
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And rounding out today's reveals, The Wokeness Destroyer is presenting, "Best Male Jiggle Physics"!
Look forward to even more fabulous celebrity presenters being announced in the coming days!
Look forward to even more fabulous celebrity presenters being announced in the coming days!
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
And rounding out today's reveals, The Wokeness Destroyer is presenting, "Best Male Jiggle Physics"!
Look forward to even more fabulous celebrity presenters being announced in the coming days!
Look forward to even more fabulous celebrity presenters being announced in the coming days!
listen, I don't know a lot about the different Christian sects, but I do know that both my aunt who I lived with for a while and Mr. Rogers were Presbyterian ministers so I'm generally inclined to think they're a good lot
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
listen, I don't know a lot about the different Christian sects, but I do know that both my aunt who I lived with for a while and Mr. Rogers were Presbyterian ministers so I'm generally inclined to think they're a good lot
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Deydies and gentledem, we got dem a new chair.
Also: da weekend!
Also: da weekend!
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Deydies and gentledem, we got dem a new chair.
Also: da weekend!
Also: da weekend!
I Can't Believe It's Not ADHD
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I Can't Believe It's Not ADHD
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🎶on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me
updates to our privacy policy🎵
updates to our privacy policy🎵
December 6, 2023 at 11:22 PM
🎶on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me
updates to our privacy policy🎵
updates to our privacy policy🎵
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close your eyes and picture the mistletoe hanging over you and me, wrong, that's holly. you imbecile. you utter fool
December 23, 2024 at 2:52 AM
close your eyes and picture the mistletoe hanging over you and me, wrong, that's holly. you imbecile. you utter fool
what you say when whipped cream shares a traumatic story from its childhood
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
what you say when whipped cream shares a traumatic story from its childhood
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
HMMMmmmmmmMMMmmmm
really makes you think
really makes you think
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
HMMMmmmmmmMMMmmmm
really makes you think
really makes you think