Charlie Harris
chazzwazzle1.bsky.social
Charlie Harris
@chazzwazzle1.bsky.social
writing/editing/snarking on Nashville; legal stuff; devourer of local meats and treats
when's gonna be his time??
May 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
robots are things so it's not "murder"
March 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My Tuesday is getting fatter already. They're making (wonderful) pączki through tomorrow over at Aleksey's Eastern European Market in Berry Hill. Do call first or shoot them a message on FB. Support this Ukrainian-owned shop! 🦞
March 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
such an option may exist, if the tiki-cave gods will it.
February 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This or like anything said by Hank Scorpio.
January 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The same day I expressed just how much I detest holiday inflatables, I encountered the exception to the rule.
November 29, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Search “concert” and post the oldest pic in your camera roll.

October 20, 2017.
Against Me!
Mercy Lounge (RIP)
Nashville, TN.

(Pardon the photo quality but damn did Laura Jane Grace rock our faces and asses)
November 20, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Ventured just beyond city limits on a quest for pork and cornbread. Was rewarded handsomely — thanks, H-ville!
November 14, 2024 at 9:35 PM
post a scene from your favorite episode of Star Trek.
October 10, 2024 at 8:06 PM
every once in awhile broken-ass, boomer wasteland facebook offers up a memory worth remembering.

Volcano bowl from the the Hala Kahiki, River Grove, IL.
August 16, 2024 at 3:24 PM
solo lunch: katsu at a strip mall Japanese/Korean restaurant. Good air conditioning; standard ginger-dresssing salad/miso combo; only 3 other people in the restaurant. I'm almost too comforted
June 6, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Not gonna get me all warm/fuzzy about how great 2012 was, but the "With Mitt" phone app that misspelled America remains one of my favorite election cycle gaffes. (here was my dumb fb post about it)
May 30, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Generally yes, but…
April 3, 2024 at 7:59 PM
2020 Nashville tornado-versary still hits so hard. Some days it feels like it was 4 days ago. Other times, I think I’ve aged 40 years since then.
March 3, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Was practically in scarf-pulling distance. Hell of a night.
January 31, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Snow-mingos
January 15, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Still feels like home even though I can no longer walk here (or more importantly, stumble home). All the holiday pop-ups seem woefully lacking compared to Chopper. 🎅🏻🤖
January 8, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I feel weird enough stumbling around in my old Hillsboro Village haunts. I don’t need reminders on every wall!!
December 29, 2023 at 7:48 PM
Oh shit! They bringing back Pizzareal?? Or is this some sort of East Nashville pizzagate conspiracy?
🦞
December 2, 2023 at 9:40 PM
As a treat for all 4 ppl who will see this… Halloween 2009-ish as Agassi. Camera was actually a Canon.
October 31, 2023 at 3:24 PM
Inside of you is one Homer. What’s your Homer?
October 25, 2023 at 3:14 AM
I’m perpetually at odds with the object world (where the hell are my keys??). But any time a remote is missing, it’s almost invariably under a cat. Pictured: Mies, avid clicker-sitter.
October 23, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Been 14 or so years since I lived 4 doors and a dodgy alley away from Brown’s Diner. They’ve done a decent job with the Brown’s redux … beer is still the coldest in town!
October 19, 2023 at 7:50 PM
Have not blessed this timeline with a blep yet. So here’s Griswold, the crazy asshole who’s basically a deranged puppy on stilts. V friendly tho.
October 6, 2023 at 4:20 PM
but how are your neighborhood basketball courts? Do they factor into creative sentencing by judges?
October 3, 2023 at 8:45 PM