Chaz Lounge
@chazlounge.bsky.social
QuickTrip roller food aficionado. Not a zombie, but I played one on TV. One man fuzz-fest in need of a haircut. Addicted to Coke Zero, guitars, and long-sleeved t-shirts. Don't scratch the paint.
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Last night I had a nightmare wherein Stephen Miller dressed as a nun was throwing hand grenades at me.
October 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Last night I had a nightmare wherein Stephen Miller dressed as a nun was throwing hand grenades at me.
I'm not going to get my hopes up. He's probably just getting new hair.
August 30, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I'm not going to get my hopes up. He's probably just getting new hair.
I don't know why he doesn't rub the same eleven herbs and spices that he uses on his face onto his hand bruises.
Color match, man...
Color match, man...
August 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I don't know why he doesn't rub the same eleven herbs and spices that he uses on his face onto his hand bruises.
Color match, man...
Color match, man...
“Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear." ~ Harry Truman
July 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear." ~ Harry Truman
To be fair, it's only one jet. It's not like they're giving him 30 dolls.
May 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
To be fair, it's only one jet. It's not like they're giving him 30 dolls.
Well, it was his idea...
April 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Well, it was his idea...
He sets the world on fire, then goes golfing.
April 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
He sets the world on fire, then goes golfing.
"Sir, what did you know and when did you know it?"
March 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"Sir, what did you know and when did you know it?"
Pricey eggs? No problem!
March 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Pricey eggs? No problem!
Children repeat what they hear.
February 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Children repeat what they hear.
Damn, this is exhausting...
January 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Damn, this is exhausting...
When the new administration eradicates the Deep State and turns the weather manipulation machine to 'thaw;' I'll buy some reasonably priced eggs, make an omelet, and plan my vacation to Ukraine. Because the war there is over and my passport has me listed as a government approved sexual orientation.
January 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
When the new administration eradicates the Deep State and turns the weather manipulation machine to 'thaw;' I'll buy some reasonably priced eggs, make an omelet, and plan my vacation to Ukraine. Because the war there is over and my passport has me listed as a government approved sexual orientation.
Panem et circenses.
January 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Panem et circenses.
This just in: Because it is cold and distant, Twerp is going to rename Greenland, "Melania."
January 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This just in: Because it is cold and distant, Twerp is going to rename Greenland, "Melania."
The cat's face when I told her Twerp was going to rename the Gulf of Mexico.
January 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The cat's face when I told her Twerp was going to rename the Gulf of Mexico.
I'm gonna do whatever it takes not to doomscroll all day tomorrow for the J6 anniversary/shit show. I swear...
No, really, I'm serious!
Yeah, I don't believe me either...
No, really, I'm serious!
Yeah, I don't believe me either...
January 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I'm gonna do whatever it takes not to doomscroll all day tomorrow for the J6 anniversary/shit show. I swear...
No, really, I'm serious!
Yeah, I don't believe me either...
No, really, I'm serious!
Yeah, I don't believe me either...