Dedekind Slut
chasmat.bsky.social
Dedekind Slut
@chasmat.bsky.social
they can’t do that, that’s illegal
There is only one good piece of discovery technology and it's the honest-to-god Bates stamp that I found in the printer room at my first job
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
the emerald mine owner?
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind was released in 2002. It's a great game.

If you want to play a human character who is Black, here is the special abilities that it assigns you. Intelligence and Willpower are at a minimum among all races. Note the name of the Power.
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Does Chicago get much real lake effect snow? Former Michigander who's not spent a ton of time in Chicago but when I think of lake effect snow, I think of this picture because of the prevailing winds
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
lol I got blocked. Hit dogs etc
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Call that a “Virginia subpoena”
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If it's on discovery, you want to use this:
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Okay Gemini, I'll give you this one
October 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I am proposing the highest-stakes switcheroo of all time
October 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Draft him
October 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The federal employment anti-discrimination law literally says “sex” and not “gender.”
October 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I mean, we’re just doing this with our government at this point anyway, with Donald Trump in the middle. Or his coterie of viziers I guess
October 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Every partner in Weil Gotshal’s bankruptcy practice
October 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
getting annoyed at learning javascript and switching to haskell
October 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
???
October 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
But did he train it himself or quantize store-bought?
September 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Okay, holy shit lol
September 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
September 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I did not know this existed when I wrote this, but upon checking I am not surprised to learn that it exists. Do not know who Ciara Maguire is, but cheers
September 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
For reference (is there a trick to getting OCR on macOS, Chrome?--it's very annoying trying to alt text from my laptop).
September 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
September 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Bluesky moderation is a travesty
September 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Always happy for an excuse to use this one
September 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I was listening to @blankcheck.bsky.social talking about LOLITA and the hosts mentioned in passing that he had been Postmaster General—cue jokes about how random that was, etc. But I was fully:
September 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM